J.C. Webster the Third

~ Background ~

J.C. began calling.C oast to Coast AM on April 19, 1996.
He has appeared on the air.56 known original times as well
as having been aired in various replays, specials, and promotions.

J.C. is a self-described Revival Baptist preacher from California, and leader of
a "citizens' group" called "C.L.A.M.P.;" the "Christian Legion Against Media
Pornography." He claims to have "direct communication with the Lord," who is
giving him "The New Revelation and the New Commandments" for his mission
."to save America," which he believes to be inhabited by "God's chosen people."

With only a few exceptions, most of J.C.'s appearances have been
spontaneous; usually being triggered by subject matter that ignites
his temper at any given time. J.C.'s message over the years has been
.mainly centered around what he perceives to be "the Satanic onslaught"
of "media pornography" that he feels has run out of control in America.

"Media pornography" can be defined as anything J.C. would determine is
..spiritually distracting from an orthodox and "righteous" lifestyle. Examples of
.this can range anywhere from Star Trek to cooking shows like Iron Chef.

J.C. believes this "media pornography" conspiracy is masterminded by
the "Satanic Soviet Union," with the ultimate intention being "to bring about
the downfall" of America. Major nations joining the Soviet Union in this secret
"New World Order" alliance under the guise of the United Nations, are
Canada, England, Italy, Spain, Germany, France, Mexico, as well as Alaska.

J.C. believes Art Bell is an Angel that has taken up with Satan against God;
himself personally being "the Devil's Mouthpiece." J.C. accuses Art and..
now George Noory of spearheading Coast to Coast AM into a Satanic..
"media pornography" tool for facilitating America's moral decline;..
assisting the Soviet Union's conspiracy against the American people.
J.C. believes that this moral decay of America will culminate in the ground
invasion of the United States by Satanic Russian and Canadian forces.

J.C. contends that he is "the only one walking the righteous path," and
'looks forward' to Judgement Day, when he will assist God in
"handing down the punishment" of mankind. In the mean time, J.C.
declares himself now to be "close enough to Jesus" to "condemn" the living.

Appearances

1996 - 5
1997 - 5
1998 - 0
1999 - 1
*2000 - 0*
*2001 - 1*
2002 - 3
2003 - 0
2004 - 1
2005 - 5
..2006 - 13
..2007 - 18
2008 - 4

*Possible missing calls. See below.

~ Transcripts ~
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J.C. has appeared on Coast to Coast AM the following program dates
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~ 1996 ~
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April 1 9

Source:
Another listener calls earlier in the week professing some
of J.C.'s sentiments about Art. This "mystery caller" was
the catalyst, giving J.C. that little extra "push" he might have
needed to call the next time he heard objectionable material.
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.
Trigger:
On.4-16-96 Art interviews "Bugs" for the first time
to discuss his story about shooting and burying two
Bigfoot creatures in the Texas panhandle in 1976.

Topics:
"Bigfoot is of the Devil"
The Government - Other radio hosts

Trivia:
* This call occurred on the one-year anniversary of the
Oklahoma City Bombing, and the three-year anniversary
to the fiery end of the.Waco Seige. Also on this date in
1775 the first shots were fired in the American Revolution.
* This call is referenced in a 2003 C.L.A.M.P. e-mail.

Running time:
3:17
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Note:
This call is often seen dated as April 20, because originally it was
mistakenly posted as such back in 1996 on the old Art Bell website.
While technically J.C. did make the call on April 20th, Pacific
Time, it occurred during the Friday, April 19th program.

August 1

Trigger:
Richard Hoagland's comments earlier in the program

Topics:
Life on Mars and Europa - "Trust the Government"

Current event referenced:
TWA f light 80 0 crash
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Trivia:
* J.C.'s first mention of C.L.A.M.P.
(Unheard by Art.)
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Running Time:
3:08
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August 29

Trigger:
Art returning from his.European vacation

Topics:
HAARP - NASA - Bob Dole
"The Communist Soviet Union"

Current event referenced:
NASA announcement of possible Mars life
.
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Trivia:
* First mention of another caller in the day: "Charlie Liberal."
He is also mentioned to caller 10 on.Feb. 14, 1997
and discussed by caller 6 on.July 14, 1999.
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Running time:
2:26
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September 19

Trigger:
Art's defense of Gay rights

Topics:
Homosexuals - "The Canadian aggression" - The New World Order

Current event referenced:
Federal "Land Grab "
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.
Trivia:
* First time J.C. calls Art "the Devil's Mouthpiece."
(On April 19, J.C. called Art "Satan's Mouthpiece.")
* J.C.'s first mention of The New Revelation, and having
"direct" "communication with the Lord."
* First mention of specific nations being "enemies of America."

Running time:
4:17
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December 4

Explosive Trigger:
Earlier guest.Pamela Stonebrooke's
testimony of sex with a reptilian alien.

Topics:
Fornicating with demons - Art's 'threat' on J.C.'s life

Current event referenced:
Hawaiian court ruling on Gay marriage
.
.
Trivia:
* J.C.'s first mention of the New Commandments.
* First mention of wanting to be a guest on the show
* Nearly this entire call, Art uses his 'demonic' voice
.
.
Running time:
2:36
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.
Note:
Pamela's interview with Art this night is
available for purchase from Pamela herself.
(J.C. called afterwards; during the last hour.)
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~ 1997 ~
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January 7
.

Explosive Trigger:
The previous week Art allowed someone
to smoke "good green bud" on the air.

Topics:
"Marijuana" (Cannabis) - The Mansons
Dannion Brinkley - The New Commandments

Current events referenced:
Propositions 215 and 200
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Trivia:
* Identifies himself as "J.C." for the first time.
* First time J.C. discusses the song "I'm So Excited"
- He also mentions this song on October 14, 2005.
That song is also noted the following month when used as bumper music.
* Makes the curious exclamation: "Lucifer is in the light!"
("Lucifer" is Latin for "light-bearer.")

Running time:
4:15
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February 14

Explosive Trigger:
Another caller being mistaken for him nights earlier

Leads to Art calling back J.C. for his first guest appearance.
Eleven listeners speak with him.
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Topics:
Hale-Bopp comet - Sex - The New Age - New World Order - Nudity

Trivia:
* Reveals that he is a.Baptist.
* First discussion of J.C.'s feelings on Alaska.
* Reveals San Antonio is "a little close to Mexico."
* Says he lives in California, but isn't originally from there.
* Reveals his beliefs that the human body is "disgusting" and "a repulsive thing."
* Says "at one time" Christ told his apostles they would "burn in Hell."
* First of two "official" guest appearances.
..The other occurred on.August 21, 2005.
He also takes calls on.July 14, 1999 and.October 20, 2006.

Running time:
40:42
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May 9

Trigger:
Willie Nelson as Art's guest

Topics:
Country Music - Heaven's Gate & Hale-Bopp
"Dope-smoking, draft-dodging, government-hating hippie"

Current events referenced:
Heaven's Gate suicides
Forcible removal of religious T-shirts
.
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Trivia:
* Reveals he likes country music.
(On August 6, 20 06 he says he likes to dress "western")
* J.C. refers to this call on F ebruary 22 , 2002

Running time:
2:00
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June 18

Trigger:
Art using his voice in the special
Area 51: The Alien Interview

Topics:
"Evil, filthy cats" - Military corruption
Art & Timothy McVeigh - Heaven's Gate suicides

Current events referenced:
Toxic pet food story
Tiger that killed a trainer
Kelly Flinn military sex scandal
Phoenix city councilwoman Barwood and the Phoenix Lights
.
.
Trivia:
* J.C. totals Art's Heaven's Gate "body count" at 39 here, but the
...previous month he totaled it at "not 39, but now 43 people."

Running time:
5:40
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October 30

Explosive Trigger:
Art has Harlot (Patsy) the "Evil Witch Lady" as a guest on.10-23-97.

Topics:
"The Canadian Invasion" - Waco Siege
"Purge and clean America" with "righteous fire"

Current events referenced:
Pacific Salmon controversy
October 27, 1997 mini-stock market crash
.
.
Trivia:
* J.C. calls during the first night of a two
...night Ghost to Ghost special.
* The only time he ever shows sympathy towards another race:
"all those poor Gooks in the middle of Chinaman Square"
* "J.C." is officially revealed to stand for Johnathan Christian.
(This is the only time J.C.'s first and middle names are heard on the air.)
* Uses the unusual word "Shtop" intending it to anti-semitic
- although he does not actually reveal until August 6, 2006
that he defines "The New World Bankers" as "the Jews."
* J.C. quotes Pink Floyd: "Waiting for the Worms" - from.T he Wall
"Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the ovens.
Waiting for the queens and the coons
and the Reds and the Jews.
Waiting to follow the worms."
(This violates J.C.'s own.New Commandment against all Rock and Roll.
- J.C. also condemns Rock and Roll to caller 2 on February 14, 1997.)
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Running time:
7:31
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~ 1998 ~
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No calls
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Three of J.C.'s calls from 1996 have been
.seen by fans mistakenly labeled as 1998.

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~ 1999 ~
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July 14

Extended call:
Seven listeners speak with J.C.
.
.
Trigger:
Art's earlier guest,.Dr. Leonard Shlain on "morality"

Topics:
"Satan is the Master of the woman" - Freedom of Religion
Married with Children - Condemnation & Condoms
Art "creeping around" in J.C.'s bushes

Current events referenced:
The Lilith Fair
KPFA off the air
C ommentary by Reed Irvine and Cliff Kincaid of Media Monitor
.
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Trivia:
* First hang-up.
* Says he's a.Revival preacher
* Inadvertently reveals he lives within the 49,000
..watt range of the.KPFA tower in Oakland Hills.
* First reference of Hell being "boiling pits of sewage"
* J.C.'s orthodox Christian beliefs are.remarkably like those
...of character Margaret White, from Stephen King's.Carrie:
Margaret: "Eve was weak! Eve was weak! And the Lord visited Eve with a curse!
And the curse was the Curse of Blood!"
J.C.: "He cursed 'em with the Curse of Blood for what they did to Adam!
See what she did?! Eve was weak! Eve was weak!"
* Portions of this call were used in a 1999 Coast to Coast AM promotion.

Running time:
22:53
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Note:
Caller 4 tried to bring up the subject of "strategic weapons"
with J.C. right before being cut off by Art. This same person
called during the last segment of the.May 8, 2007 program
to expand on that very subject with one of George's guests.

~ 2000 ~
.
No known calls
..
This was while.Mike Sie gel hosted the show.

Trivia:
* Mike Siegel was mentioned at the end of J.C.'s first successful
call to George on.August 25, 2005, at the end of his first
call to Ian on.August 11, 2006, and in a 2002 C.L.A.M.P./e-mail.
In these cases J.C. demonstrated an extreme dislike for Siegel, even years later,
indicating a possibility he may have been compelled to call Siegel's program.
.

Note:
One reference posted in 2000 does exist where someone claims
to have heard someone sounding like J.C. call Siegel "all the time."
However, that caller's identification has remained in question.
Since listeners and affiliates dropped severely during Siegel's reign,
if J.C. did call during this time, those calls, if any, may be forever lost.
.

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~ 2001 ~
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November 2 0

Trigger:
The night before,.Linda Moulton Howe presented.a
report on underwater structures off the coast of Cuba.

Topics:
"Canadian pornography" - The X-Files
Star Trek - William Shatner & Gluttony

Current event referenced:
Possible underwater structures discovered near Cuba
.
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Trivia:
* Mentions trying unsuccessfully to call Art on.October 26, 1999
to "confront" guest Chris Carter, creator of The X-Files.
* Reveals he's "so righteous," he's a premature ejaculator.

Running time:
6:06
.

Note:
J.C. makes a reference to Art calling him "Uncle Fester" and
a "coward" during his previous call. Since no such call is known
to exist, either J.C. lied, or there may be a lost call sometime
after Art returned to replace Mike Siegel in February, 2001.
(Affiliate numbers and ratings were still low at this time.)
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~ 2002 ~
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February 4

Trigger:
Art mentions he wants to interview Stephen King

Topics:
Dr. Greg Little's new book "Mound Builders"
The New Revelation - Hell - Judgement Day

Trivia:
* First mention of Stephen King, calling him "The Devil's Scribe."
(J.C. quotes from King on.July 14, 1999)
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Running time:
3:09
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F ebruary 22

Trigger:
Being put on hold a previous night.
On February 18, a rebroadcast aired with
guest Robert W. Morgan discussing Bigfoot.

Topics:
Johnny Cas h's "alias".Lee Hazlewood
Adam & Eve - Bigfoot & The Addams Family

Trivia:
* The only time J.C. describes the appearance of God.
* Second Bigfoot discussion. The first occurred on April 19, 1996.

Running time:
7:53
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October 4

Trigger:
Cameo "Canadian" guest during the
first hour discussing be-headings in Iraq

Topics:
The New Commandments - Masturbation
Pot leaf on the Canadian flag - Al Qaeda & Planned Parenthood

Trivia:
* The only call J.C. makes from a cell phone.
* The only time J.C. uses the phrase "Red Canadian."
* The only mention made of a specific "Soviet - English alliance."
* Portions of this call were used in a 2002 Coast to Coast AM promotion.

Running time:
5:16
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Note:
Two days after this call, Art.posted on his website the "New Commandments"
with an e-mail from Edna P. Pringle. She claimed to be writing
on behalf of J.C., who's full name was finally made public as
"J.C. JOHNATAN CHRISTIAN WEBSTER THE 3RD"
The following week, Art posted another e-mail along with the original.
These were the first of many "vile" e-mails she would send Art, and later George.

~ 2003 ~
.
No calls
.
This was when George Noory took over, and Tom Danheiser
began screening calls. J.C. wasn't successful in phoning
George until.August 25, 2005, when he declared that George's
"pock-marked, pimple-punk, whipper-snapper call screener"
had been hanging up on him. Meanwhile, Art Bell returned to
hosting on weekends beginning in September, 2003.

~ 2004 ~
.
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May 30

Trigger:
Lynndie England and.Abu Ghraib prison

Topics:
Edna Pringle - Pornography
Marilyn Manson - Hollywood - Computers

Current event referenced:
Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse
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Trivia:
* First time J.C. says his last name on the air.
* J.C.'s first on-air mention of Edna Pringle, officially confirming
..that Edna was who she claimed to be in her e-mails to Art.
* When Art says J.C. has a "no-doubt balden head," J.C. didn't deny it.
* First mention of being "God's general in the war against pornography."
(Although he had not yet added the "ten-star" until.August 21, 2005.)
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Running time:
6:34
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~ 2005 ~
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February 6

Trigger:
Art opens a "Let's make a deal line"
for people who have made pacts with the Devil.

Topics:
The.First Amendment - The Homosexual Agenda
Pornography - Queer Eye - Television Ratings

Current event referenced:
Pittsburgh pornography ruling
.
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Trivia:
* First time J.C. expresses his "I told you so" sentiment.
(Also made on.August 21, 2005 and.April 27, 2007)
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Running time:
4:12
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May 8

Trigger:
Art's comments on Global Warming after earlier
guest.James Howard Kunstler spoke on "global peak oil."

Topics:
Hell - Global Warming -.2004 Indonesian tsunami
"The gateway sin of masturbation"

Current events referenced:
2005 Sumatran earthquake
.
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Trivia:
* First mention of Global Warming
...being caused by the heating of Hell.

Running time:
3:05
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August 21

Special Appearance:
Art reads two e-mails from Edna Pringle demanding
"J.C. be given full honors as guest," because it had been
nearly "ten yeers" since his first interview. Art then calls
..J.C., finishing the first hour with his second interview.
Eight listeners speak with him.
.
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Topics:
Edna Pringle - Global Warming - Hell - Cats - Food porn
"The Satanic Soviet Union" - "Football is a homosexual ritual"
Book-burning - Judgement Day - George Noory

Current events referenced:
Canada passes Gay marriage law
Release of the newest Harry Potter book
.
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Trivia:
* Mentions using "Holy sticks of dynamite," which is.illegal in California.
* Refers to the 'cleansing' of Native Americans, calling them
"the Devil's People; the Red Man," who originally stole America from God.
This reflects the.traditional Christian beliefs that Native Americans were
"Satan's Children," and "Red Devils," wrongfully occupying the New World.
(Indeed, the traditional Christian image of "the Devil" being red with horns and a tail
derives from the.DeS oto conquest's.early drawings of "red" Native Americans,
complete with horns and.tails, and carrying spears and bows like.pitchforks.)
* C.L.A.M.P.'s e-mail address is revealed as "boilingpitsofsewage@yahoo.com"
(The first e-mails to this address were.directed to a private Yahoo group, "CLAMPDOWN,"
run by Edna. This group was "deletated" upon her departure on.October 14, 2005.)
* Art decrees J.C.'s "anthem" - The.Yello song "Oh, Yeah!"
(All clips and references to this song were immediately edited out for downloading.)
* The edited version of this interview was replayed by George on.August 26.
(The full version of this interview was only heard on the air the first
time, and available through streaming audio for 90 days thereafter.)
* Portions of this appearance were edited to form a condensed conversation
between Art and J.C., played before a live audience prior to Art's
acceptance speech for his Lifetime Achievement Award on March 10, 2007.
* Makes an unusual "eating sound" that he repeats on.July 10, 2006.
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Running time:
35:57
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August 25

Explosive Trigger:
Three nights earlier George opened the show with:
"Memo to the notorious J.C.: I did not steal
$20 from Art's wallet. Just remember that, J.C."

Topics:
Edna Pringle - George's "criminal past"
George and Art peeping into Edna's bathroom window

Trivia:
* First successful call to George Noory.
* J.C.'s first mention of wanting to "debate".Oscar.
* Reveals Edna Pringle to be 83 years old.

Running time:
4:34
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October 14

Explosive Trigger:
"Emergency situation!"
Edna flees the compound; J.C. blames Art and George.

Topics:
Edna Pringle - Pamela Anderson - Degenerate authors
The Pointer Sisters - The New Revelation

Current event referenced:
Tommy Lee getting burned
.
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Trivia:
* Reveals that joining C.L.A.M.P. is a lifetime commitment
* Pronounces "motorcycle" like "bicycle"
(On.August 6, 2006 he uses the common pronunciation)
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Running time:
6:08
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Note:
Immediately after this date, all e-mail directed to
boilingpitsofsewage@yahoo.com was sent an.auto-reply,
signed "KC Christian," presumably the "cousin" J.C. referred
to on.August 21 as the holder/sharer of that e-mail address.
(The name is later identified as "KC Webster" in.e-mail to this site.)
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October 19

Caller:
Edna Pringle
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Topics:
Clearing her name - J.C. - The $10,000
The obscene gestures - The motorcycle

Trivia:
* Says she was only taking back the money that was hers.
J.C. said nearly a year later, on.October 13, 2006, that all of his
followers must turn over all of their worldly possessions into his name.
* Edna also calls later to apologize to Art on.June 30, 2007.

Running time:
1:32
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~ 2006 ~
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February 13

Trigger:
Guest.Dr. David Darling's Biblical interpretations

Topics:
King James Bible - Age of the Earth - Tithing

Trivia:
* Reveals the lengthy hours he claims to spend in church

Running time:
3:11
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July 10
.
.
Two Calls
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Explosive Trigger 1:
Guest.Brother Michael Dimond and his.Traditional Catholic preachings

Explosive Trigger 2:
Brother Dimond calls J.C. a "heretic"

Topics:
Catholicism - Biblical origins - Oscar - Edna Pringle

Trivia:
* Only nine minutes separates J.C.'s two calls at the end of the program.
* Reveals his belief of Catholics being "demon worshippers" and "full of spirits."
* First mention George makes of wanting J.C. back as a guest to "debate" someone.
* J.C. refers to this night the next time he speaks to George, on.August 9,
and references speaking with Dimond to Art on June 16, 2007.
* Repeats the "eating sound" he made on.August 21, 2005.)
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Running times:
6:02 &