October 20, 2006 -.Clip Stream
Art: "Thanks to the wonder of call-screening, I can say... (laughs).. It's the Devil himself! J.C.! Uhhh, I think it's
J.C.!"
J.C.: "Excuse me?!"
Art: "Uh- Yeah! (laugh) The very J.C!"
J.C.: "How dare you! How dare you call ME the Devil! When you know that YOU are the Devil! The
Devil's Mouthpiece!"
Art: "Oh, for Heaven's sake. Yeah, 'The Devil's Mouthpiece.' That's what you always call me. No I'm not!"
J.C.: "You! Yes you are! It is a symptomatic symptom of the sickness that is surging and boiling up in
this nation! That row after row and house after house is decorated to celebrate your Master's birthday!"
Art: "My Master's birthday?!"
J.C.: "Halloween is the most evil day of the year!"
Art: "How do you know they're not just celebrating an early Christmas? And- And what in the world is wrong with a
carved-out pumpkin, J.C.?
J.C.: "Because a carved pumpkin is an invitation for demonic possession!"
Art: "It is?!"
J.C.: "It is- It is- YES! It is the symptom of- of- of satanic worship!"
Art: "And that's why they put a candle inside!"
J.C.: "That's right! So it will draw all the Satan from the flames! They create like a mini; tiny inferno! It's a- It's
a- mini-replication of Hell, to draw forth demons into your household and into your body and soul!"
Art: "Ooh! So in other words when they put a little smile on the pumpkin, that's really.."
J.C.: "Of course! Of course!
Art: "..an evil smile!"
J.C.: "That- That's exactly how the Devil operates! He smiles at ya! He says, 'Look at all the wonderful,
salacious things I have for you to enjoy! I'm your best friend! I'm your buddy! I'm the one that gave you
information when God wouldn't give you information! I'm the one that gave you- that gave you sex and
pleasure and pornography and drugs and rock and roll and food and things that you can enjoy!'"
Art: "Wait wait wait a minute! What's wrong with sex?"
J.C.: "Everything is wrong with it! Sex is dirty! Its disgusting! Its- I- It's- It's- It's- It's-.."
Art: "J.C.! You know, That's why-"
J.C.: "..It's FILTH!"
Art: "That's why Edna took the car and split!"
J.C.: "It- No! It was because the Devil- the Devil distorted her deception [sic] and- and created her to
become one of his disciples! And- And- She was distorted! Sex is not meant for pleasure! People have
got it all wrong! Y- Y- "
Art: "Used for procreation.."
J.C.: "You are to use that to procreate!"
Art: "You know, That's it! That's why she left! That's why she left, J.C.! She had had it with you! Obviously, uh, you
probably don- wouldn't-"
J.C.: "Because I wasn't gonna give her SEX!"
Art: "There ya go!"
J.C.: "But- wha- my- Bu- But that's implying that we were in that- in that kind of relationship, and we weren't!"
Art: "And you know, she was- She was actually a big supporter of yours. She sent me countless e-mails, J.C.!"
J.C.: "Yes she did!"
Art: "And she was a supporter of yours and I guess she just finally.."
J.C.: "No!.."
Art: "Well, I- She wasn't getting enough!"
J.C.: "This is the message from God- Is to say if anyone so righteous as to be in- in- in the service of God's
ten-star! Ten-star! Recognize: Ten star general that I am! To be dissuaded and decepted and- and- and pulled
away into Satanic service, then- then you know that you are in danger as well! And its a wake-up call from God!
That he's gonna- He- He- Listen! There are punishments coming, Mr. Bell! You think these earthquakes
aren't? They're from God!"
Art: "Like what? Like what? Earthquakes from God?!"
J.C.: "YES! To punish!"
Art: "So- So what- So what I take it the Hawaiian people have misbehaved?"
J.C.: "YES! Because they do exotic dancing, and- and they're always naked on- on savage islands like that,
where they don't put their clothes on!"
Art: "Savage islands? Now wait a minute! You're saying the Hula is- is evil?!"
J.C.: "YES! Its a satanic sexual ritual to worship satanic gods!"
Art: (sigh) "J.C..."
J.C.: "It's not American, is it?"
Art: "Uh, well yes it is, actually. Hawaii, believe it or not, J.C., actually was admitted as a state some time ago."
J.C.: "Well I don't recognize them!"
Art: "You don't?!"
J.C.: "w- NO! Because.."
Art: "What about Alaska?"
J.C.: "NO! Because- Alaska is a sleeper state for Russia! That's another thing I wanna talk about!"
Art: (laughing)
J.C.: "The Russians- Because It's a trick! The Alaskans are all Russian sleeper-agents, and they've- they've got a
foothold in our nation and they're gonna invade down through Canada! You watch, Mr. Bell! Its already
happening!.."
Art: "Really! Really"
J.C.: "..And that's the problem with Canadians and Alaskans is that they look- they can look and act like regular
Americans! And they're much more of a threat than Mexicans, because they're actually smart!"
Art: "Now wait a minute! L- L- Let's- J.C.! Let's get the view of an Alaskan on that. In Fairbanks, Alaska, Jeff,
you're on with J.C.!"
Caller 1
Jeff: "Oh, no!" (unheard)
J.C.: "Hello you Alaskan TRAITOR!"
Art: "Ooo! Did you hear that, Jeff?"
Jeff: "Yeah.."
Art: "Are you guys-"
J.C.: "Defend thyself, TRAITOR!"
Art: "..actually Russian agents of the Devil?"
J.C.: "Yeah! How much VODKA have you drank tonight you Russian Ruskie Communist?!"
Jeff: "Well, uh, I'm French, actually."
Art: "Did ya hear that, J.C.? He's French!"
J.C.: "Oh That's even worse! How dare you defend by saying that 'I'M FRENCH'!? You French FREAK!"
Art: (laughing) "Oh, J.C.! Be nice!"
J.C.: "I AM being nice! I'm trying to help him!"
Art: "Here I'm letting you talk to my audience; somebody from Alaska.."
J.C.: "Well let me speak to him then! Defend yourself you Frenchie! Come on now! Whatcha got!? Bring it
to an American!"
Art: "Let him have it, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I don't know what to say to this guy. I think 'J.C.' stands for 'Just Crazy'!"
Art: "Well there ya go!"
J.C.: "How dare you!"
Art: "w- I guess he dares!"
J.C.: "How dare you insultate me in such a manner!"
Art: "Insultate you?"
J.C.: "He's insultating me, Mr. Bell! And if you are one, (an American) why don't you get someone who agrees
with me, Mr. Bell?!"
Art: "The fact that- The fact that Edna split is obvious evidence to all of us, that even- even in your personal life- uh,
by the way, do you know where she went?"
J.C.: "I have no idea! Last I heard she was hangin' out w-w-with truck drivers and truck stops!"
Art: "Really!?"
J.C.: "We're- We're trackin' her, though! We're gonna find her and bring her back home to the Lord. And in the
mean time I am looking for a new servant. And they can reach me at boilingpitsofsewage@yahoo.com."
Art: "Servant?! Now wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You trample upon all women when you say
something like that! what do you mean servant?"
J.C.: "Well, women need to get back in the kitchen, back to the kids, and do what they're told! Listen! Women are-
This is another reason why God is angry at America! Because women, they don't know their place anymore! Let
me tell ya, a woman is best when seen and not heard, but not seen wearing salacious things like- These women
these days. I go out to the mall and they've got belly button rings and skirts and shorts so small I can't BELIEVE
what I see! And- And- They need to cover up! They need- Women need to cover up and shut up, and- and-
and- It's great when a woman is- is working at home, and cleaning the kitchen, and raising the children, and- and
doing their man's bidding! But- But like Ann- uh, who is that? Ann Coulter? Is that her name?"
Art: "Yes. Yes."
J.C.: "..That had that book recently? That-"
Art: "Yes."
J.C.: "She's a- She's a wonderful Conservative! But- But where's her husband; her man, though?"
Art: "Well, I don't know! Where's Edna? In Boulder, Colorado, Robin, you're on the air with J.C.! Any comments
for J.C.?
J.C.: "Permission! WAIT!"
Caller 2
Robin: "Oh, Lordy!"
J.C.: "Wait! Woman! Woman! Permission to speak!"
Art: "Now- now- Let- Let- J.C.! Let Robin say something, would you?"
J.C.: "I had to give her permission first!"
Robin: (laughing)
Art: (laughs) "He has to give you permission to speak, Robin!"
Robin: "Um- um- Well- I uh, I live with a cat. And, um, she helps me in the kitchen!"
Art: "Did you hear that, J.C.?"
J.C.: "Yes. You live with a cat. Continue."
Robin: "And she help- she helps me in the kitchen."
J.C.: "She does?"
Robin: "Um- but- but- mostly I- I like to, uh, uh, you know. Wear the pants."
J.C.: "Are you a lesbian? 'Cause it sounds to me like you're a lesbian."
Robin: "Well I- Actually, I am!" (laughs)
Art: (laughing)
J.C.: "Oh, my God! I knew it! I knew it! God; Lord, thank you so much! See? God gives me all the
information I need to know! I can hear it a mile away!"
Robin: "Well my cat is a boy! My cat's a boy!" (unheard)
Art: "Now wait a minute, J.C.! What do you have against lesbians, for goodness sakes?"
J.C.: "Because they rampage across America, and they hate men! Now, let me tell ya, Les- Lesbians are just
odd men!"
Art: "Now wait a minute! Wait a minute! J.C.! That's not necessarily true. It might be but its not necessarily true.
Robin, do you hate men?"
Robin: "No, and by the way, my- my cat's great!" (unheard)
J.C.: "Well if you've ever been in a fist-fight with a lesbian, let me tell ya, they'll take ya to task!"
Robin: (laughing)
Art: (laughs) "I'm sure- I'm sure that if she could have a shot at ya right now, she'd uh- How about that, Robin?"
Robin: "Well, I'm kind of a- a mouse." (laughs)
J.C.: "What drove you away from men?"
Robin: "I'm kind of a mouse, um- I don't- I don't do much rampaging!" (laughing)
J.C.: "Oh yeah right. That's a lie. How many- How many girls have you tried to steal away from men? How many
married women have you tried to seduce in your time? With the 'Tupperware party'?! 'Come on over for
'Tupperware'!'"
Art: (laughing)
Robin: "Not too- Not too awful many.."
J.C.: "..'Bring your balls!'"
Robin: "..I'm not into that now." (laughs)
Art: "Tupperware parties.."
J.C.: "I know what happens at lesbian Tupperware parties!"
Art: "Lesbian Tupperware parties?!"
J.C.: "Yes."
Robin: "Well, you tell me."
J.C.: "I can't disclose those kinds of salacious details on the airwaves!.."
Robin: (laughing)
J.C.: "..There is something called the FCC, and I don't wanna- I don't wanna violate their laws and rules!"
Art: (quietly laughing to himself) "Lesbian Tupperware parties.."
Robin: "You gave me an idea! I never thought about having a lesbian Tupperware party.."
J.C.: "Excuse me?!"
Robin: "..But now that you've given me that idea, I might have to give that a try!"
Art: "Yeah! Its a way to make money! J.C., you just gave her.."
J.C.: "No! No! No! No! Listen!"
Art: "..a very Capitalistic idea! A lesbian Tupperware party!"
Robin: "I bet I could! I bet I could get rich and.."
J.C.: "This is why you are so deceptive, Mr. Bell! Because you can turn the Lord's words around and
turn them into satanic propaganda! You truly are the Devils Mouthpiece! This is an example right here
of why you are so evil!"
Robin: (laughing)
J.C.: "And- and- and- Missy, look, what you need to do is take off the flannel shirt, get into a church and find a
man! All you need is the right man that'll change you back and turn you into a God-fearing woman!"
Art: "I'm sure Robin would say that lesbianism is just as natural to her as I would say heterosexuality, um, well I
won't say 'is to you' because you don't want anything to do with sex. But to most other people, uh, J.C..."
J.C.: "Wha- b-b-b-b- You are implying against my heterosexuality?! My manliness?! I'm all man! I keep it
controlled!"
Art: "Well no! You said you don't-"
Robin: "I just wanted to say what I'd do if I was invisible!"
Art: "What would you do if you were invisible, Robin?"
Robin: "I'd come to the Philippines and I'd be your bodyguard so that nobody would be, uh, jumpin' on you or
anything!"
J.C.: "Invisible?!"
Art: "I appreciate that, and, uh- There you have it, J.C.!"
J.C.: "What?"
Art: "See, she- That was a very nice young lady!"
J.C.: "It was- No! She is a disgusting, disgustated sinner in my opinion.."
Art: "Disgustated?"
J.C.: "..And she is going to be thrown by me personally into the boiling pits of sewage in the afterlife!"
Art: "Oh! Now you've elevated yourself to, uh, the position of God!"
J.C.: "Oh, no! I'm- I'm gonna be right there with God!"
Art: "Only God can throw somebody into the pits of sewage!"
J.C.: "I'm so righteous- Excuse me?"
Art: "Only God can toss somebody into the boiling-"
J.C.: "Oh, no, no, no! You misread, Mr. Bell! That's gonna be one of my jobs, is to help God out. I've been
advising God on all of this plan!"
Art: "Really!"
J.C.: "..and I'm gonna be right with him throwing people into the boiling pits of sewage! That's one of my- That's
one of the great things I am looking forward to!"
Art: "You think a great deal of yourself, don't you?"
J.C.: "I do! I-"
Art: "How do you know, J.C., that God approves of the kind of- I don't know- Nasty rhetoric.."
J.C.: "It's not nasty!"
Art: "..that you spew every time you get- J.C.!"
J.C.: "Because I- I speak to God directly!"
Art: "Oh, right!"
J.C.: "Yes I do!"
Art: "Right!"
J.C.: "How do you think I got the New Revelation, Mr. Bell?"
Art: "I- I haven't seen the New Revelation. That is to say, uh-"
J.C.: "You've seen some of the New Commandments when I sent them to you!"
Art: "Uh, that's true! Do you want to review some of those for the audience?"
J.C.: "Uh- At this time I'd like to speak to more of the audience so I can condemn them."
Art: "All right. Well, all right. Then all right, uh, uh- Let's see.. Timothy in San Francisco!.."
J.C.: "Who?! Yes!"
Art: "..You're on the air with J.C.!"
Caller 3
Timothy: "Oh, Good evening, Art.! God bless you and love your family!"
Art: "Well, thank you!"
Timothy: "You're- You're a very most distinguished radio talk show host,
I've been listening to you for about-"
J.C.: "HELLO?! HELLO?! TIMOTHY!"
Art: "You're on with J.C.! You're on with J.C.!"
Timothy: "Uh, J.C., what-"
J.C.: "You're calling from San Francisco, aren't you?"
Timothy: "Yes! Yes! That's what city I currently live in."
J.C.: "The homosexual capital of the world!"
Timothy: "Yeah, I'm a real Queer! Yeah, I'm a Queer!"
J.C.: "Yes! I can tell that! I can tell that! You- I didn't even have to say it!"
Art: (laughing)
Timothy: "Yeah, I'm a Queer! Yeah!"
J.C.: "Uh- Yeah! Right! So- so-"
Timothy: "J.C.? Why don't you- Why don't you act like a gentleman and grow up a little bit, and, you know-"
J.C.: "Who are you to tell me what to do! Listen! You- You no- good- no-good- no-good pervert! You-
You San Fran-sicko! Why don't you just go back to your- your bath houses and your little opium dens where all
you sickos smoke medical pot and get together for- for hedonistic orgies of evil!"
Timothy: "I have three PH.D.'s and a member of the Council on Foreign Relations."
J.C.: "Your book-smarts don't mean nothin' to me, Mr. PH.D.!"
Timothy: "I'm- I'm a philosopher. I have a b-"
J.C.: "Your big brains aren't gonna mean a darn thing.."
Timothy: "Is that a fact? The way you're talking- I like that fact that-"
J.C.: "..when God passes judgement upon you for your sins!"
Art: "Wait a minute! Wait a minute, J.C.! Give the guy a chance!"
Timothy: "I like that fact that I like you, J.C. I like the fact- I- I'm doing research now-"
J.C.: "You're a psycho!"
Timothy: "Pardon me?"
J.C.: "Well go ahead! What y-"
Art: "Now, J.C., has it occurred to you, that you call everybody a psycho! You call everybody evil. And not- not-"
J.C.: "Yes I do!"
Art: "It- it- Yes, but there's-" (half-laugh) "there's a little pathology here, buddy. If- if everybody's evil, that might
mean- I mean you should consider that you're the different one, J.C."
J.C.: "No! No! I'm the only one walking the righteous path! Its- Its TERRIBLE to be in such- su- It's like being
LOCKED in a world full- GONE MAD with CRAZY SINNERS EVERYWHERE who are WORSHIPPING
SATAN! Bowing down on the streets to kiss his FEET!"
Art: "You're the only one running and angry path! You're on a totally angry path! You're angry all the time!"
J.C.: "I have a right to be angry! I'm watching my country being destroyed by HIPPIES!"
Art: "You're gon- By hippies?!"
J.C.: "Hippies!"
Art: "You're gonna have a heart attack, J.C.!"
J.C.: "Let- Let me tell you that the hippies of old, with their long hair- Now you've got hippies they've got mm-
THINGS in their faces! And they- they- they're all dressed in BLACK everywhere you go! And they-
they-"
Art: "What would happen right now if I took your blood pressure right now?
J.C.: "Ah- wha- TOOK MY BLOOD PRESSURE?!"
Art: "That's right."
J.C.: "..My blood pressure would probably be THROUGH THE ROOF as it SHOULD BE because I AM
ANGRY! Not enough Americans are angry to defend us against satanic onslaught of EVIL!"
Art: "All right. Uh, Los Angeles, and Patrick! You're on with J.C.!"
Caller 4
Patrick: "Hey, Art! How ya doin'?"
Art: "I'm okay. J.C.'s not- not so good, though."
Patrick: "Yeah, he sounds a little wound up. I think its those
homo-erotic tendencies he- he has."
Art: "You know, J.C., this caller makes a good point."
J.C.: "Sir, you would dare to say that to me!"
Patrick: "Uh- uh-"
J.C.: "It would figure someone would say that from Los Angeles! The pornography capital of the world where
your police! Your own police are selling pornography in Japantown! It figures!
Art: "Uh, you heard that last call. You know, um, J.C..."
J.C.: "I wasn't surprised! I was outraged!"
Art: "The caller makes a damn good point! You protest an awful lot!"
J.C.: "Excuse me?"
Art: "You protesteth an awful lot.."
J.C.: "For?"
Art: "..about people of, uh- other sexual, uh, pro- proclivities."
J.C.: "Right! If I don't protest, who will?!"
Patrick: "I think its like the Catholic priest that goes into the priesthood
to hide his homo-erotic tendencies! I think J.C.'s got the same thing goin' on!"
J.C.: "How dare you accuse me of being a Catholic! That's disgusting!"
Art: (laughing)
J.C.: "I never! I never! I am not a 'Papist Puppet'!"
Patrick: "Well, I'll sacrifice a goat for you tonight, J.C. But, uh-"
J.C.: "Oh, I'm sure you WILL, you sinning, salacious, no-good!"
Patrick: "I really- I really called to tell Art what I would do if I was invisible."
J.C.: "Are you gonna have 'relations' with that there goat first?"
Patrick: "Probably!"
J.C.: "I knew it!"
Patrick: "I'll send ya the tape too!"
J.C.: "That's how they do it in Los Angeles! People will buy-"
Art: "The goat aside for a moment- The goat aside for a moment. This might interest you, J.C. Invisibility just
around the corner. Caller, what would you do if you could become invisible?"
Patrick: "Well the first thing I'd do is take my wife, and we'd go to Las Vegas and make a lot of money! And then
the second thing I'd do while I was there? I would go to Area 51 and see wha- exactly what's going on. Maybe take
some pictures."
J.C.: "That's another thing! There is no such thing as Area 51!"
Art: "Oh, really?"
J.C.: "..And Las Vegas is another sin-filled city that God is gonna SMITE
the first chance he gets! When- When- When- When Armageddon comes!
And it can't come a minute too soon! PLEASE LORD!"
Art: "You really think that Las Vegas is evil? You honestly think its evil?"
J.C.: "Las Vegas is the gambling capitol of the world! People go there to s-
gamble! And watch stage shows! Elvis performed there!"
Art: "And you have never gambled, J.C.?"
J.C.: "Never!"
Art: "Never?"
J.C.: "I have never gambled."
Art: "So its like sex. Um, alright, uh-"
J.C.: "I've never done anything sinful in my life, Mr. Bell!"
Art: "Never done anything sinful in your life..? All right."
J.C.: "I am pure, righteous light!"
Art: "Dave, uh, just down, uh, from Alaska, you're on with J.C. if you can handle it!"
Caller 5
Dave: "Oh, no problem! Hey Art! This is Downtown Dave. I used to call quite a bit in the 90's."
Art: "Yes."
Dave: "And congratulations on your new marriage. I'm uh- I gotta tell ya I'm a little jealous of, uh, you and
Major Ed Dames."
Art: "I see, well thank you."
Dave: "And I'd like to talk about your, uh, your marriages more in the future, will ya?"
Art: "Okay. In the mean- But right now J.C.'s here. What-"
Dave: "Hey, J.C., are you Washed in the Blood? And what's your least favorite scripture?
J.C.: "Excuse me? My least favorite scripture?"
Dave: "Yeah."
J.C.: "I'd probably say the Book of Mormon bothers me quite a bit."
Dave: "No, no! We're talking about the Bible. Well we've got to get some common ground here. You just can't be
such an isolationist."
J.C.: "Excuse me? Well if you're talking about the Bible, I love the entire Bible but my favorite scripture is
Revelations! Especially the part where everyone gets punished!"
Art: "No, no! He asked you for your least- Wait a minute.J.C.!"
Dave: "No, your least favorite ones"
Art: "Yeah!"
J.C.: "I don't have any lease favorite parts of the Bible!"
Dave: "Well, you're lost-"
J.C.: "If you're trying to get me to insult the Bible, there's no bad parts! I'm tellin' ya it's a good read from cover to
cover!"
Dave: "It's all- It's all good. But you know, the fact is I'm trying to see Jesus in you, and I think Jesus, uh, don't talk
as much as you do."
J.C.: "Listen! Listen! You are- You first have no way to judge me!.."
Dave: "'Oh, I'm a Christian! Hey I'm a born-again- born in the blood, Christian!'and you know what? You know
what? The power- The power of life and death are in the tongue. Art Bell knows that. and that's why he's got so
much life because he's got a great tongue!"
J.C.: "He's got a forked tongue! He has a devil-lizard tongue that he sits there and spits out at the
microphone and sends his evil out across the airwaves to corrupt America!"
Dave: "And you know, the fact is, are you the answer or are you part of the problem?"
J.C.: "I am the solution to the problem that plagues America! The sin that bubbles up in the streets and
the boiling pits of sewage is gonna consume ALL sinners! ONE DAY! FORTHRIGHT! WHEN GOD!
Proclaims VICTORY OVER THE ENEMY and says: 'I cast you DOWN sinner!' I cast YOU, caller! DOWN!
DOWN! DOWN! Beneath my feet! Get beneath me Satan! I STOMP on you and STEP on you! And you
have no power here!"
Art: "Otherwise its been a great half-hour! J.C. and the caller, thank you both."
J.C.: "Mr. Bell?"
Art: "Um- Gotta go, J.C.!"
J.C.: "One more thing!"
Art: "Very quick!"
J.C.: "Your friend, Dr. Tess Gerritsen and her Devil book? I'm gonna push against her when she calls! So she'd
better be ready!"
Art: "Bye-bye, J.C.! I'm Art Bell, and this is Coast to Coast AM."
(18:39)
(break)
Art: (laughing) "Lesbian Tupperware parties! Good morning everybody! Well that was enough of that, and we'll get
uh, back to whatever it is you wanna talk about shortly. That man has a lot of pathology at work there!"
Later callers comment:
Rob: "Thanks a lot for putting J.C. on, 'cause he scattered my thoughts! I thought I had everything figured out that I
wanted to ask you, but- uh- I actually thought of a few things that I wanted to ask J.C.!
Art: "Well I cant- There's no way- There are some callers that I feel that I could actually speak for. J.C. is not one of
them."
Rob: "No. Is he an actual person? Or is he just a character.. I wonder. Why do you guys keep having him on?"
Art: "Oh, no, no, no, no. A lot of people ask that. A lot of people think that J.C. is um.. You know, a 'put-on,' uh, but
he's not. I mean he is (put on the show) but he's not- he's not an arranged 'put-on.' J.C. just 'happened,' and he's
been calling the show now for years. A lot of people think he's Phil Hendrie. I don't think so."
Rob: "Yeah. I've met similar people. He's got uh- Similar character-personality traits that could fall under- Seven. I
think there's seven. Isn't it, Art? In psychology?"
Art: "At least. Yes."
Rob: "Yes. And he's very closed. He stays stuck. I can almost tell you what religion- I don't wanna put anybody
down, but he's not even willing to believe there are other planets or the possibilities of other existences out there.
He would say, 'Oh, it's from Hell!' - 'Got some invisibility! Ooo!' That's too much! It's too much for those minds."
_______
Debbie: "The first question is. And I asked your call-screener, too. Is J.C. real?"
Art: "Yes."
Debbie: "He is real."
Art: "Well, I- Well- Let me qualify that. He's real in the sense that, and I promise this is true. We don't set him up.
We don't put him on. He is not contracted to be on, or any of that baloney. He is just like any other caller to this
program. Now, otherwise, he's not really quite normal, obviously, but, uh-"
Debbie: "He is so hilarious!"
Art: "He is! And I- You know, years ago I used to think, 'Yeah, its a Phil Hendrie. Or its somebody like that with
some put-on deal.' But I have come to believe, and I've had private e-mails from J.C., and his errant, uh 'wife,'
Edna. And believe me! They're real! I mean, I'm- I'm- I'm sorry to have to say that! But, uh- They're-"
Debbie: "He's got a wife?"
Art: "Uh- Had a wife. Apparently according to J.C. has run off with a trucker."
Debbie: "Oh, that's right!"
Art: "With his attitude about sex, you know, I mean." (laughs)
Debbie: (laughing) "He is just so laughable! That was really fun for you to put him on with the audience tonight!
That was cool!"
Art: "Yeah, it was fun!"
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