November 20, 2001 - J.C. reacts first about Linda Moulton Howe's report the previous night on
possible underwater structures found near Cuba.  (J.C. is the first call of the second hour.)

(Crack of thunder)
Art: "Ah, the crack of thunder and back into the night we go! West of the Rockies, you're on the air!
Good morning."
J.C.: "Yes. First of all, I wanna say-"
Art: "Ahh!"
J.C.: "-that this 'Atlantis'- this 'Atlantis' business-"
Art: "Yes?"
J.C.: "-This is all the Devil's deception!  It is being propagated and- and perpetrated by people like YOU and
the media!-"
Art: "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait! Wait! Wait!"
J.C.: "-This is why I'm against media pornography; the pornographitization of- of the media! And- and- "
Art: "Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!"
J.C.: "What?!"
Art: "Let's have- Let's have an adult discussion about this.
J.C.: "First of all-"
Art: "Now- Now look, if- if- if- if science.."
J.C.: "There you go insulting me AGAIN!"
Art: "No, I'm not insulting!  I'm trying to have a dialogue with you."
J.C.: "You're insulting me!  Every time I talk to you it's insultation from you!"
Art: "Oh- Insultation?"
J.C.: "You've never allowed me to have my say; to make my point!"
Art: "Let me tell you something, I could never do half the job on you that you do on yourself! Now listen to me for
one darn moment! Would you please?"
J.C.: "I'm listening!"
Art: "All right, good.  If science finds through, um, uh, the methods science uses, which includes video cameras
and all the rest of it, that there really is a city below the waters in Cuba, and yesterday we got evidence that the-
indeed there is.."
J.C: "I'll tell ya what they're doing!"
Art: "What?"
J.C.: "I'll tell ya what they're doing!"
Art: "What?"
J.C.: "The people- It's the same pornographers that are creating that Star Trek-"
Art: "Pornog-"
J.C.: "-are doing this special, that-  this is- this is.."
Art: "Pornographers?! Pornographers didn't create Star Trek!"
J.C.: "Yes they did!  Haven't you ever seen that show?! Listen!"  
Art: "Star Trek is one of my favorite programs!"
J.C.: "It's bare-pure pornographic! It's pornographic!"
Art: "Star Trek?!"
J.C.: "YES!"
Art: "Star Trek is an icon of American science fiction! It is.."
J.C.: "It is part of the media pornography that is assaulting our nation! Star Trek is just among-
It- It's terrible! If you've ever seen the show, i- i- with that- with that 'Sixty-nine' (Seven of Nine) or
whatever?! They have her runnin' around half-naked?!"
Art: "I've seen- I have seen every single episode of Star Trek!"
J.C.: "You would!"
Art: "Star Trek with Captain Kirk.."
J.C.: "You would!  Because you are in league with the media pornographers!"
Art: "Y- Y- You don't love Captain Kirk, and Spock?"
J.C.: "Captain Kirk?! If- If you happen to know, Captain Kirk was- Who was he played by?! A CANADIAN!"
Art: "So..?"
J.C.: "A CANADIAN!"
Art: "So..?"
J.C.: "William Shatner is a Canadian operative!"
Art: "So..?  O- Operative?!"
J.C.: "That's correct!"
Art: "Operative?!"
J.C.: "He's one of the Canadian subversives!"
Art: "William Shatner is a spy?! For Canada?!"
J.C. "The Canadians are in control of the media in this country!"
Art: "Oh, my God!"
J.C.: " Well,  take- You know what all- You wait a minute! Will you listen to me for a minute?!"
Art: "Give me one- Give me one shred-"
J.C.: "You never allow me to speak my piece!"
Art: "Give me one shred of evidence that Canada is anti-U.S. That Canada is.."
J.C.: "Okay! I have it for you! I have it! Aha! The X-Files! In fact, when I called before to talk
to Chris Cater (Chris Carter), who is the creator of the X-Files. When he was on
(October 26, 1999) you put me on hold. You would not allow me to be on the airwaves
with him because you knew that I would confront him with the light, and the Lord's truth,
and I would- I would- I would bring the New Revelation forward against him!  Because
'The X-Files' is Canadian pornography-"
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "-meant to disrupt the mind and distrust the government. Its all about how the
government is evil! With people smoking cigarettes!"
Art: (laughs) "Hey, J.C.!  J.C.! J.C.! How do you feel about Hollywood?"
J.C.: "Hollywood is a cesspool!"
Art: "A cesspool!?"
J.C.: "Yes! i- i- I have never- You have never allowed me to speak about my 'cause!'
I run C.L.A.M.P.! The 'Christian Legion Against Media Pornography' Hallelujah!"
Art: "Uh, so you're leading sort of a 'charge' against.."
J.C.: "Yes I am!"
Art: "Uh huh?"
J.C.: "The 'Christian Legion Against Media Pornography'! And Hollywood is the stronghold of the
pornographers. And there's more pornographization in our media than just- than just SEX! If you've ever seen
the food shows that are coming out of Hollywood where they garnish all this food and dress it up make it look all
succulent and tempting!"
Art: "Lets get back to sex for a second. Do you honestly think that sex is- I mean,  sex has a place, right, J.C.?
J.C.: "NO!"
Art: "Even you've probably had se- Haven't you had sex?"
J.C.: "Listen!"
Art: "Come on! answer the question!"
J.C.: "I am NOT gonna-"
Art: "J.C.!"
J.C.: I'm not gonna give you titillating stories about my life!"
Art: "Ah, so there are titillating stories to be told, are there?"
J.C.: "Listen!  Listen! No! No! You're twisting my words around!"
Art: "No I'm not!"
J.C.: "Sex is evil! Sex is a punishment by the Lord!"
Art: "Sex is a punishment by the Lord?!" (laughs)
J.C.: "Listen! Sex should be accomplished- Listen! Okay, the act of reproduction can be accomplished in two
strokes; two thrusts. One for insertion; one for completion!"
Art: "Good Lord!" (laughs)
J.C.: "I'm- I'm so righteous, I am-  I'm done in ONE!"
Art: "J.C., you know something I've never asked you that I'd like to ask."
J.C.: "Yes?"
Art: "Are- Are you married?"
J.C.: "That's none of your business!"
Art: "That's true, I just thought I'd ask."
J.C.: "Well you oughta know!-"
Art: "I- w- w-"
J.C.: "-Runnin' around in my BUSHES all this time!"
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "You call my home! And you get my number! That's how-"
Art: "I call your home..  Now, you've been accusing me of that for years! I don't call your home.  I don't know where
you are.  And I don't care."
J.C.: "Yes you DO!"
Art: "Actually.. Actually.."
J.C.: "You call me up, and you use that silly voice of yours to TAUNT me!"
Art: (laughing) "taunt me.."
J.C.: "Now listen! You're trying to get me off my message! Which is the New Revelation-"
Art:  (laughing) "Yes?"
J.C.: "-and the New Commandments, and I've been charged with the Lord's work!
And all this time you insult me! You called me Uncle Fester! Last time you called
me a COWARD! How dare you! I think we oughta settle this like men with our FISTS!"
Art: "Really?"
J.C.: "Half the time- Yes! I have half a mind (to)!"
Art: "You wanna fight, J.C.?"
J.C.: "Uh d- uh- Out behind the woodshed?!"
Art: "Yeah!"
J.C.: "Anytime, Mr. Bell!"
Art: "All right! As long as my back is in condition, J.C., I'm ready for ya, brother!"
J.C.: "You are a filthy liar! YOU are the coward!"
Art: "Come get me! Come get a piece of me, J.C.!"
J.C.: "You're the a liar! You are the coward! And I was talking about the media pornographization of food! And
you didn't let me finish my point! You never let me finish my point!"
Art: "Food! Please- Please- Yes! Please finish that!"
J.C.: "These cooking shows, which dress- are appealing to our gluttony! No wonder there's so many FAT-SOs
stalking the snack bars in this country!"
Art: 'So you watch food shows, do you, J.C.?"
J.C.: "Yes!  Listen!  I only-  I watch in recognis-  I am going on reconnaissance missions because I have to    
'know thine enemy!' And I'll tell you- They go- They dress up the food up! They make it all look succulent and
tempting and inviting people to gorge themselves! It's pornography!"
Art: "Hey, J.C., do you watch the Iron- D- Do you watch the Iron Chef?"
J.C.: "Yes I did!"
Art: "I knew it!"
J.C.: "Because of that- Who was in charge of Iron CHEF?  WILLIAM SHATNER!"
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "William Shatner was on the Iron Chef! That's what I am TALKING about!"
Art: "J.C.!  J.C.! J.C., Goodbye!"
J.C.: "That's what I am talking about! I'm talking about they're glorifying FOOD-"
Art: "Goodbye, J.C. You're fading away.."
J.C.: "-instead of WORK for the Lord!-" (unintelligible rage- volume fades down)
Art: "You're fading away. Your going! You're gone! ::sigh:: That- that would be my limit of J.C., uh, for tonight.  First
Time Caller Line, you're on the air!  Hello!"
Caller: (laughing) "Hello!"
Art: "(laughing)
Caller: "I'm just giggling! (laughs) I can't help it!"
Art: "And nibbling on a pornographic carrot, probably!"
Caller: "Oh, I have to- I have to redefine pornography first of all!"
Art: (laughs)
Caller: (laughing) "And then we need to let the world know that there's an Art Bell out there terrorizing this poor
man!"
Art: "I'm not terrorizing him!"

(later)

Art: "Praise William Shatner!"

(6:06)

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