February 4, 2002 - J.C. calls Art during his interview with Dr. Greg Little, promoting his new book
"Mound Builders."
Art: "All right, West of the Rockies, you're on the air with Dr. Greg Little. Good morning."
J.C.: "Yes! First of all I have a few questions! And one thing I wanna address with.."
Art: "Hold on J.C.! Hold- Hold on a moment. Uh, doctor.."
Dr. Little: "Yes?"
Art: "Doctor, Uh, you in a good mood tonight?"
Dr. Little: (laughs) "I'm fine!"
Art: "Uh, You're going to need to be. Um- okay, J.C. Proceed.."
J.C.: "You put me on hold! And I wanna address you first, Mr. Bell! You're not gonna be having the Devil's scribe
on the radio anytime soon! Because I have prayed against it! You will not be having him on the radio!"
Art: "Why don't you direct your comments.."
J.C.: "I'm talking about Stephen King, The Devil's Scribe! On the radio!"
Art: "You think Steven is the.."
J.C.: "You will not be having him.."
Art: "..The Devil's Scribe?"
J.C.: "He is The Devil's Scribe!.."
Art: "He might take that- He might actually take- "
J.C.: "You will- I will tell you right now you will allow me.."
Art: "He might take that as a compliment, J.C.!"
J.C.: "Excuse me?"
Art: "He might take that as a compliment, J.C.!"
J.C.: "I know he would! He is in league- He is in league with the Devil! He's the Devil's IMP! And now.."
Art: "He understands the Devil."
J.C.: "Excuse me?!"
Art: "That doesn't mean he has anything to do with it, J.C.! Address my- J.C.! J.C.!"
J.C.: "Your guest has been going on and on for the last six hours about what's all in Hell!"
Art: "J.C., address my guest, Dr. Greg Little."
J.C.: "I'm about to! And I wanna say, who are you, mister? Who are you? An atheistic- drug-abusing-
hippie- new-ager to come and tell us- To usurp 6,000 years of truth and light from the Bible! Call us
Bible-thumpers? (Thumping sound in background) Listen to this! I LOVE the Bible! I THUMP the Bible! I
LIVE by the Bible! And if you wanna know about Hell. You're tellin' me about Hell?! Hell is not a Star
Trek black hole. Hell is the pit of boiling sewage, where your skin is pulled from your face! And you are
dunked INTO the boiling sewage! And spiders crawl all over your bodies! And snakes in every orifice in your
body, will cover you! Thats- That's what Hell is! You want more? That is Hell! You know nothing of Hell!.."
Art: "More! Give us more, J.C.! I've- I've always wanted to know what your Hell was like, and 'boiling pits of
sewage; I remember that!"
J.C.: "You are bringing forth lies, Mr. Bell! Why? Do you think that 'Mound' can match the New Revelation? Tell
me! Can you match the New Revelation?!"
Art: "Alright, uh.."
J.C.: "Can you match the New Revelation?! NO!"
Dr. Little: "Hey, J.C.?"
Art: "J.C.?"
Dr. Little: "J.C.?"
Art: "Take a breath!"
J.C.: "I don't wanna talk to this man!"
Art: "Take a breath, J.C.!"
Dr. Little: "You don't sound very happy!"
J.C.: "I AM happy! I walk in the rhythm of victory!"
Dr. Little: "But you don't sound very happy!"
J.C.: "I'm happier than you on Judgement Day!"
Art: "Which if you continue the way you are, uh, J.C., you're gonna be meetin' up with real soon! You're
hyper-ventilating, my man! Take it easy! But, uh, Dr. Little, do you see what I mean?"
Dr. Little: "Oh, yeah. Well, you gotta remember, I worked in prisons a long time, and mental health units?"
Art: "Yes?"
Dr. Little: "So I've met just about everything that exists."
Art: "Ya ever meet somethin' like that?"
Dr. Little: "Uh, worse!"
Art: "Worse!?"
Dr. Little: "Oh, my gosh, yes! I mean, at least this way there's, you know, a few thousand miles of difference!"
(laughs)
Art: "Boiling pits of sewage?!"
Dr. Little: "Uh, yeah, uh- That's not in the Bible anywhere that I know of. That's all I'll say. My answer would be to
show me and send me exactly where those quotes are in the Bible and, hey, that's fine. But I don't.."
Art: "Six thousand years! Six thousand years or bust!"
(3:09)
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