June 18, 1997
Art: "West of the Rockies, you are on the air. Good morning."
J.C.: "Hello? Yes. I want to say that you should not be on television spreading your horrible corruptions!"
Art: "Ooooh! Well, look, first of all I know who you are and you know that I know who you are. Turn your radio off!"
J.C.: "Well alright. Hold on."
(pause - in background you hear Art's "Ooooh! Well" on J.C.'s radio.)
Art: "Even you. Even you have got to turn off your radio. Those are- Those are the rules, and.."
J.C.: "Well quit bossin me around and let me get my word in edge-wise!"
Art: "All right. Let me hear what you can do, uh, edge-wise."
J.C.: "Well, first of all, I just want to say this whole thing about pet food, so what? I mean, its just meat! And if
you're gonna throw it in there in the stew, they're just dumb animals anyway, they- especially those evil, filthy cats!
They would be cannibalizing humans if they could get their tiger claws on us! If you've ever seen what happens in
the wild; especially with that berzerker tiger that killed that trainer in front of all those people! You know that the're
filthy, vicious Devil animals! And you- You- They're perfect for you and your show but as far as I'm concerned
they- they could melt 'em ALL down, and I don't really care! And the-"
Art: "Did you say, 'Evil, filthy cats'?!"
J.C.: "That's true! That's true!"
Art: "That's the most disgusting thing I've heard from you yet. I mean, this really tops it all."
J.C.: "Well, of course; they're your familiars. They're used in witchcraft, and what they do is they go out and
entrance people-"
Art: "Oh, so now you're saying is that cats are evil. Is that right?"
J.C.: "Inherently! That's correct! Hello?"
Art: ('demonic') "MEOOOOOWWWW!!!"
J.C.: "All right! All right! Now listen! And another thing is, about this adultery, that horrible.hussy-slut, goin'
around defaming our military should be- should not get out of this. She should not be able to wiggle out of this; her
little ways. You know, she should be tried the way a man is tried, an- and punished like a man! If she wants to
play like a man! If she can't take it, then she should- she should be- you know it's just another sign of how
they're infiltrating and demoralizing our men in the military!
Art: "Well, what do you- what do you say about a man who does it?
J.C.: "What's that?"
Art: "I said, what do you say about a man who gets away with it?"
J.C.: "Gets away with what?"
Art: "Gets away with adultery and- and the 'good 'ol boys club'?"
J.C.: "They should burn in Hell! This is how- This is how the whole New World Order they're-"
Art: "At least he's consistent."
J.C.: "What this is about is breaking down our military, with- with immoral; evil people!"
Art: "Well, At least you're consistent, there."
J.C.: "Well, she- she-"
Art: "I finally found something I can give you points for, but if you don't like cats, I don't know about you at all!"
J.C.: "Well, I don't like them; they're filthy animals. You know what, whenever they come around my yard I shoot my
air gun at 'em and I- I've hit a couple."
Art: "You shoot cats?!"
J.C.: "They go squallerin' around there about a million miles an hour; its the funniest thing I've ever seen in my
life!"
Art: "Praise the Lord, and pass the pellets, huh?"
J.C.: "Well they're- When they are the- When they're the Devil's animals its okay to eviscerate and destroy
them!"
Art: ('demonic') "The Devillll's animallls."
J.C.: "In your view! You- You and your- your guests have just been more subversive! And you're getting-
you're getting way- You're getting crazier than I even thought YOU could be!"
Art: ('demonic') "You really do love me, don't you? You love meee.."
J.C.: "So as far as all your diseases bein' made up by the government, and- and- and loosed upon this- the
population. That's just such- That's- such idiotic."
Art: ('demonic') "You- You embrace every word I say! You hang on every phrase, don't you?"
J.C.: "They want to take away our guns, so they can send us in like- just like that happened in
Chinaman Square (Tiananmen Square), and they can roll over us with the tanks and destroy us,
and you're just helpin' facilitating that!"
Art: "Anybody who shoots cats with a pellet gun oughta have their gun taken away!"
J.C.: "No! You- You see, you're the one who's behind the- the defamation of our politicians by saying they're
corrupt and crooked and evil. How can you say that about them?!"
Art: ('demonic') "They are! I knoooow!"
J.C.: "Our government is a beautiful thing! And people like you and Tim McVeigh, who wanna tear down our
government, should just- should just- you should not be on the airwaves.."
Art: "Now you're putting me in the same class as Timothy McVeigh!"
J.C: "You have murdered before! Thirty-nine people out chasin' a COMET! I'd say that's a pretty high body
count!"
Art: (laughs) "I murdered them?"
J.C.: "That's right!"
Art: "I murdered those people?"
J.C.: "Yes you did!"
Art: "Oh, really?!"
J.C.: "As far as I'm concerned, you might as well have pulled the trigger on each one of those kids!"
Art: "Is that so?! J.C., I'm curious. If I were to tell you to walk off a pier, would you do it?"
J.C.: "I would not! Because I do not take commands from SATAN!"
Art: (laugh) - ('demonic') "Walk off a pier, J.C.!"
J.C.: "I don't think so!"
Art: ('demonic') "Go on! Take a long walk off a very short pier, J.C.!"
J.C.: "Your- Your- Your worship of Satan is so apparent here! Using his voice- That's part of Satan! And- that-
that- that- that idiot that you had on! As far as I'm concerned that city councilwoman should not be lookin' into
UFO's! She should be tryin' to balance the budget instead of playin' around with spaceships! "
Art: ('demonic') "You're cold, J.C.!"
J.C: "You know what? You've seen too much Star Trak! [sic] That's your problem!"
Art: ('demonic') "You're my kinda guyyyy!"
J.C.: "You've seen way too much Star Trak. [sic] You're probably smokin' reefer. And you're outta your mind
with all this craziness, and you're just really goin' over the edge!"
Art: ('demonic') "Over the edge..!"
J.C.: "You just can't seem to contain yourself anymore!"
Art: ('demonic') "I can't! I can't! I'm uncontained, J.C.!"
J.C.: "What- I just wanna know why you won't talk straight conversation with me!"
Art: ('demonic') "Because you don't do it."
J.C.: "Yes I do! I'm bringing forth the New Revelation from the Lord as anointed onto my forehead, through my
voice, into the airwaves! I'm tryin' to save a nation, and you're just tryin' to tear it down!"
Art: "All right, J.C., that's it for tonight. It was lovely hearing from you again!" ('demonic') "Goodnight!" (laughs)
"That's J.C, who calls every now and then and lets me have it."
(5:40)
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