July 14, 1999 - J.C. calls right before the last segment.

Art: "West of the Rockies, you're on the air. Hi!"
J.C.: "Yes, hello?! Is this Art Bell?!"
Art: "Yes!"
J.C.: "Have I gotten through at last?!"
Art: "You have!"
J.C.: "Well I'm gonna set you straight tonight!"
Art: "Oh, my God!"
J.C.: "I'm gonna tell you what! The downfall of our nation began when women
were allowed and given the right to vote!
And that- that women are weak and
that- that they are made
inferior to the man!"
Art: "You don't- You don't- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What the Lord-
What the Lord.
You don't think women ought to have the right to vote?!"
J.C.: "They should have no rights to vote, because I'll tell you what, it was the
woman that led us to the tree and said
'Here is the apple of- of my Master, SATAN!'  SATAN is the Master
of the woman!
Because the woman was made weak! And the woman was made by God weaker than the
man,
and the woman's will is weak and the woman should get behind the man, and do as the man says! This
is all because women have been given the voice and authority of the man is causing confusion in our society!
Its the downfall of everything we've held sacred for so many centuries!"
Art: "You really believe that."
J.C.: "I believe this in the fullness of my heart! And its like, every time I try to call you that woman gets on the
line and says you're not taking calls from me tonight!
She says 'your party's not answering' and I know that
you're
there!"
Art: "Well, I am here, that's true."
J.C.: "You're putting her against me to keep me from getting on the air, Mr. Bell! And- And I know that the woman,
who was cursed by God to be inferior to the man.."
Art: "Now you listen to me! Number one, you're supposed to turn off your radio! Number two.."
J.C.: "Well let me go do that right now then! I'm not gonna allow you to have any excuse to get- to get rid of
me!"
Art: "Go turn your radio off, dammit! I'll wait!"
J.C.: "What?! Hello!"
Art: "Yes. It's not the woman that's doing it!" ('demonic') "Its me! I'm doing it! You know you remember me, don't
you? Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!"
J.C.: "And you are the Devil! Silence, Devil! Let me make my point! You have cut me off the air! You will
not allow me to make my calls! You will not allow my righteous viewpoint to come forth!
And, and, the
Ten- and the New Commandments have stated that the woman must get
back in her place! She belongs in the
kitchen! And she doesn't belong out-"
Art: "Pregnant!"
J.C.: "What's that?"
Art: "Pregnant! Barefoot! Barefoot, right? And barefoot, right?"
J.C.: "The woman should- should keep her mouth- Ouiet! Listen! The woman, the
woman is-
Eve was weak! It's all her fault that God is mad at us! And she needs
to follow the Divine- the
Divine Plan, which is to stay behind the man, and walk
behind him, and
keep her head down and her mouth shut, and things would go much better, Mr. Bell!"
Art: "Good Lord, man!"
J.C.: "And your programs are- you are out of control with all this nonsense about UFOs!"
Art: ('demonic') "I am out of control! Its true! Its absolutely true!"
J.C.: "And- And- And the fact that you're just trying to cover the Bible, and tell us what the Bible should be! The
Bible states explicitly that women must do as the man says.
'Obey thy man!' That is one of the New
Commandments of the New Revelation!"
Art: "What about the 'The Wheel Within the Wheel' in the Bible? What about the 'signs from the skies'?"
J.C.: "'The Wheel Within the Wheel' that's the Devil's deception within the truth that the Devil puts out!"
Art: "The Devil?!"
J.C.: "The Devil will try and taint truth with 'The Wheel Within the Wheel,' which is Satanic!"
Art: "What?!"
J.C. : "..and gives misinformation!"
Art: "The wheel is Satanic?!"
J.C.: "YES! The wheel is satanic because its a circle of nothingness leading to nothing! And that is the Devil:
leading to nothing! So we must
reject the circular. We must stay with our linear, and masculine-dominance of
culture, and return to the way it
was, when women knew their place, and everyone knew their place, and this is
what's wrong with America! People are going crazy because no one knows what their proper place is anymore!"
Art: "And what kind of a country do you think we'd have if all the women were back home again?"
J.C.: "I think, well, kitchens would be a lot cleaner! I'll tell you that much!"
Art: (laughs) "I hadn't thought about that! You don't really think that I'm the Devil's toe jam, do you? Not really.."
J.C.: "You are the Devil's Mouthpiece and I've said it once and I'll say it again for everyone to hear: That you
are! You are workin' for Satan! You are doin' his bidding!
And you are workin' overtime to bring down
America! I know!
Because you have been cavorting with the Soviet Union to take- to take away our freedom!"
Art: "Wait a minute. The Soviet Union is no more!"
J.C.: "Well- now-"
Art: "There is no more Soviet Union!"
J.C.: "You should be more like Reed Irvine or Cliff Kincaid of-"
Art: "There is no more Soviet Union!"
J.C.: "You should be more like Reed Irvine or Cliff Kincaid of Media Monitor! Now they should have a show! I
don't know why- I don't know why
your show is so many hours a night and they only get two minutes when they
come on during the break, but
you need to be more like them! The Russians are out there invading Kosovo,
trying to bind our pilots with
laser beams, and using radio frequencies that you gave them against us!"
Art: "That I gave them?!"
J.C.: "Sensitive radio production secrets that you're continuing to slip to the Soviet Union on how to mind control
Americans with your radio program!"
Art: "My God, man! Do you know it must be a good year since you were on the air?"
J.C.: "That's because you will keep me from the airwaves! You are conspiring to keep me off the air, but the Lord
broke through tonight, and said,
'J.C. must get on the air to right this wrong, which has been perpetrated
against..'
"
Art: "J.C., just to show you how full of it you are, I'm gonna keep you on through the break, alright?"
J.C.: "Through what break?!"
Art: "Through the break that's coming up right now!"
J.C.: "Alright, you can keep me on!"
Art: "See? See? Don't you wanna thank me for that?"
J.C.: I don't thank the Devil for anything! The Lord influences me!"
Art: "All right. J.C., hold it right there."

(break)

Art: "J.C. is a very special person! We haven't heard from him in, um, oh its been at least a year. Maybe more.
Here's J.C., if he- if he
waited."
J.C.: "Yes I'm- I'm still here! I am not going to give up! I'll not be defeated by you!"
Art: "All right. J.C., I want you to do something for me."
J.C.: "What?"
Art: "Look down at your hand right now."
J.C.: "My hand?!"
Art: "Can you see your hand?
J.C. "I can see my hands."
Art: "Yeah? Can you see your knuckles?"
J.C.: "My knuckles, I- Yes, I see them!"
Art: "Are they bleeding?"
J.C.: "What do you mean 'are they bleeding?'!"
Art: "Are they bleeding?"
J.C.: "Well they have in the past because I've had to smash my phone and my radio because of what you said!
You owe me money for that too, by the way!"
Art: "Yeah, I bet I do."
J.C.: "I'm keeping a tally!"
Art: "Send me a bill."
J.C.: "And I'm gonna- I wanna get one of those 'Night Visions' because you've been stalking me and creeping
around in my
bushes!"
Art: "Stalking you?!"
J.C: "Yes! Harassing me! Calling my phone at all hours of the morning!"
Art: "Now thats- Now that's an outright lie! You know, I remember, you said- thought I was calling you, didn't you?"
J.C.: "Someones been calling me!"
Art: "Well it hasn't been me! And I don't know frankly who would voluntarily call you at all!"
J.C.: "Lots of people, 'cause they're looking for guidance, and the Lord's directing them toward me!"
Art: "What kind of guidance?!"
J.C.: "And I wanna say how glad I am to finally hear that the CIA has taken care of that Commie, Pinko, Left
Wing, Liberal, homosexual platform,
KPFA! I am so glad that station is going to go off the air! I hate that
station! I have been familiar with them for
years! And I've heard the drivel coming out of that filthy filth station in
Berkeley!"
Art: "You know, the way you characterize it, J.C., Don't you think that's a little extreme? Don't you think that there's
a place in America for all kinds of views? Radical views?"
J.C.: "NO!"
Art: "You really are the most narrow myopic minded.. I hate to even say 'human being.'"
J.C.: "I was being nice to them, by the way. I was being nice to them! I was putting it in nice terms! You don't
wanna know how I
really feel about them!"
Art: "My God! No I don't! Not on this program! Let me tell you something, J.C. You are exactly the type of person
who would be taken down first, along with the radio station that you referred to, extreme views of all kinds, they'd
take you out and they'd burn you at the stake, J.C.!"
J.C.: "Oh! Stake burnin'!"
Art: "Stake burnin'! Yeah!"
J.C.: "No! No! Listen to me! America was founded by people like me."
Art: "Was it now?"
J.C.: "Yes it was. Conservative Christians who wanted freedom! The Freedom of Religion means freedom for
Christianity!
Freedom for Christianity!"
Art: "The freedom for- freedom for the right kind of people who, um, had exactly the same kind of views as they
had, right? But not freedom for anybody else, right?"
J.C.: "Yes it is! For me! And people like me! And another.."
Art: "Yeah, right. People like you. Alright, J.C.- J.C., I'm gonna- To prove how full of it you are, I'm going to let the
audience ask you some questions, as I did once before."
J.C.: "Well do you think they can form a sentence that's coherent?"
Art: "I don't know; we're gonna find out. Uh, First-time Caller Line, you're on the air with J.C.!"

Caller 1

Caller: "Hi Art, this is Mark calling you from Spokane, Washington
listening to you on
.Supertalk 1510 KGA country."
Art: "Yes!"
J.C.: "K-GAY?!"
Mark: "I've got kind of a comment about J.C.'s view and women."
Art: "Yes!"
Mark: "First of all, of the book which he claims to have, uh- read, I'll paraphrase. It says for us men to love our
significant other, and I won't quote it because I know you don't like that on the air. But uh- But it does say that.
And, uh, in my opinion, um, uh, you know, uh, J.C.- You- I gotta- I- I am a Christian, and, uh, you know.."
J.C.: "Yes?"
Mark: "It does say that uh, you know we should, uh- In other words not treat them as an inferior species."
J.C.: "Listen! Listen! Have you ever heard of 'Tough Love'?! The things about it is, by taking command of their
will we
are loving them because they are incapable! It is love that we have! They are incapable of making
decisions that are
right and moral and just, because they are created as less than man! They are support staff
for the man!
God had a plan when he created woman. He said 'Adam's down there and he's not a very good
cook, and he's not cleanin' up, and he's smelly and scarin' away all the animals! We need to give him a
support staff!'
"
Art: "Adam's not a good cook?!"
J.C.: "What?"
Art: "Adam's not a good cook?!"
J.C.: "Listen! That's not the process of man to cook! He has to hunt the beast! And if he smells bad hunting the
beast with the dirty loin cloth or whatever, then he can't get his job done. And so the Lord said,
'I love him. We
can't have
two bosses, so let's create one to support Adam. But her will is gonna to be weaker 'cause she is
only a
part of him!' You see? And so it is through our love that we take command of the inferior will of the
woman that was led astray by Satan because her will was
so weak Satan was able to fool her!"
Mark: "That's not true! That is not true, J.C."
J.C.: "Yes it is! Its her fault! It says there; Listen! Listen! Are you calling God a liar?! How dare you!"
Mark: "No! Not by any means!"
J.C.: "No! No! No! How dare you call God a liar! Its in the book! You oughta read the book!"
Mark: "I do!"
J.C.: "No you don't! You're lying!"
Mark: "Yes I do."
J.C.: "You're calling God a LIAR! Listen to you!"
Mark: "You know, What I am going to say to you is that you're preaching a condemnation, when the.."  
J.C.: "I don't believe in condom use either!"
Mark: "Condemnation. Condemnation!"
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "Condoms are the worst that's come! That's giving the okay to fornicate at will!"
Mark: "You misheard me! I said you're preaching condemnation! I mean- Meaning hate!"
Art: "You're preaching hate! He says you're preaching hate!"
J.C.: "I have love! I am not preaching hate to anyone. Tough Love is not hate, and the right thing is not hate!
We have to do the
right thing! And the Lord wants us-"
Mark: "Which means preach love!"
J.C.: "Do you talk to the Lord directly? No you don't! I have a hot line right to the Lord! And he says to me, he
says,
'J.C.! The world is going astray! J.C.! You need to take Tough Love to America! You need to remind
America of the heritage!'
and he said, 'You've got to get through tonight!' He said, 'You dial until your fingers
bleed!'
And I did! And I dialed and I got through!"
Art: "I knew they were bleeding! I knew it! I knew it! I knew there was blood on his fingers! All right, caller, thank
you"
Mark: "Art, uh, you're very open-minded for, uh (laughs) for listening to him on your show. So, uh, you have a good
night Art, and God bless, and, I'll keep you and your family situation in my prayers."
Art: "Yes, yes, please do."
J.C.: "Have fun at the ballet!"
Art: "All right, Wild Card Line, you're on the air with J.C.!"

Caller 2

Caller: "Yeah, I got a question for him."
Art: "All right.  Turn your radio off. That's important right away. Everybody has to do that when they get on the air,
so have it nearby so you can turn it off. J.C.'s here! Go!"
Caller: "Okay, J.C., if God- If women are so inferior, this is the first question. Why would God bring his son
through a woman. The next.."
J.C.: "What?!"
Art: "Wait 'till he's finished with the question, J.C.!"
J.C.: "Oh, alright! Alright! Alright!"
Caller: "My next question is, in the lineage of Jesus Christ himself on the women's' side. The women, uh, like at
the
Walls of Jericho, that's in Jesus Christ's lineage. That woman there, and she's like ill-repute. You're- You're
judging women when God has put them on a pedestal! He doesn't run 'em down!"   
J.C.: "You're not making any sense!"
Caller: "No! He picked- He picked he picked the woman. Why didn't he pick a man? He's powerful enough. He
could make a man give birth to the Savior. No, he picked a woman!"
J.C.: "Well, look, it would be mighty hard for a man to give birth!"
Caller: "Well, uh, then why didn't he just 'materialize'?"
Art: "Well, uh, the caller has a good point! The caller said, look the Lord had a choice. He could have made- He
could have fixed it up so men were able to bear children. He didn't. He picked a
woman to have the Savior!"
J.C.: "Listen! Listen! That's because.."
Caller: "Without women on this world, this- we are barbaric. I hate to say it. Anglo-Saxons are mean."
J.C.: "Oh! Yeah! You're White-bashing! Huh?!? Its all the Anglo-Saxons fault!"
Caller: "No, I'm not! I'm just tellin ya how we've done through history. If you don't like history, and you're stuck, then
that's your problem! You're the one who's preaching hate. You're the one who wants to- to destroy what God has
created! God created marriage."
J.C.: "Yes he did! Between a man and a woman!"
Caller: "You'd better read the New Testament. It talks about being equal; sharing the burden together! And you've
just- just lost it! You're blinded by your righteousness. You're a self-righteous person! And you're the worst kind."
J.C.: "You're not making any sense at all!"
Caller: "You're the ones that hurt true Christianity, J.C. You're one of the reasons why the world is getting the way
it is."
Art: "You know what, J.C.? A lot of people have said that. Not just that man. That you are destroying Christianity."
J.C.: "Truth hurts! Truth hurts! And these are people that have already been led astray. These are people who
probably read the Horoscope in the morning in the paper, and go,
'Oh! Well, hmm. You know, maybe I'd better
not go to church today 'cause the Horoscope says
not to.' These are people who have taken so much of the
worldliness, and they mistake the
real thing as being hate! So, so, you know."
Art: "Alright, so really, uh, Did you hear my guest, J.C.?"
J.C.: "Who? The one you had on tonight?"
Art: "Dr. Shlain! Yeah!"
J.C: "Yes I heard him! This is why I am so angry, because, who is he?!
He acts like he- he- you know- I am outraged at what he had to say!"
Art: "Even you, J.C., you're becoming more feminine by the day!"
J.C.: "I am not! I'm all man!"
Art: "Sure ya are! Sure ya are!"
J.C.: "God made me man!"
Art: "All right, well.. East of the Rockies, you're on the air with J.C. Hello."

Caller 3

Caller: "Yeah! J.C. still there?"
Art: "Yep!"
Caller: "Yeah, I'd just like to tell him that uh- I'm a profess- a professed Christian.."
J.C.: "MmHmm.."
Caller: "..And it seems like to me that he's the kind of person that professes to be a Christian that gives all of us
oth- other Christians a bad name."
Art: "See? I told you, J.C.! A lot of people say that!"
J.C.: "Well, you all sound like a broken record! They say the same thing about Pat Robertson and Pat Buchanan!"
Caller: "No, No."
J.C.: "Yes they do! Yes they do!"
Caller: "They don't get on the radio and sit there and hoot and holler like a wild man."
J.C.: "Cause you're not familiar with- with.Revival preaching and preaching fire! You're not familiar with it. If
you're afraid, turn off your radio! If you can't take the
heat, then don't sin! 'Cause you're gonna go to Hell!"
Caller: "I've always heard, honey draws more flies."
J.C.: "Huh??! Don't call me honey! I ain't your honey! How dare you! I KNEW that you- that there was
something wrong with YOU!"
Art: "J.C., Do you really believe that people will burn in Hell, fire and brimstone and all that? You believe all that?"
J.C.: "I'll tell you there's a very special place for your listeners, Art, and that's in vats of huge pits of boiling
sewage, where their skin will be taken off and they'll be dipped in
salt! And thrown into the boiling sewage
vats! Yes!"
Art: "My God!"
J.C.: "And fire! And gnashing of teeth! And wringing of hands and all horrible manner of things! Yes I
believe in Hell!"
Caller: "A true Christian would be preachin' love and forgiveness!"
Art: "I liked the fire better than I did the boiling pits of sewage! God! Uh, Wild Card Line.."
J.C.: "Its waitin' for ya!"
Art: "Yeah? (laughs) Wild Card line you're on the air with J.C. now."

Caller 4

Caller: "J.C., have you ever got back to the Book of Isaiah, and I paraphrase when it says (laughs) 'in these days
that the women will rule over the men'
?"
J.C.: "That's the Final Days of Armageddon! And they days when everything will be backwards and everything
will be wrong! Women are not to be the rulers! See, like I'm trying to
say.."
Art: "So you're not really- you aren't really into 'goddesses,' are you?"
J.C.: "NO! God is a man! God is not a mother!"
Caller: (laughs) "J.C., how about religious freedom? Didn't you know that.."
J.C.: "Freedom for Christians!"
Caller: "Well hold it for a second! Hold it for a second. I think you'll find the Muslim world; have you ever seen the
film
'Not Without My Daughter'?"
J.C.: "I have not seen that film, because I refuse to watch anything dealing with Muslinism- Muslimism!"
Art: (laughs)
Caller: "I think you'll find the very basis for that film is that.."
J.C.: "Listen! Muslims are a bunch of religious nuts and I don't like them! They're fanatics!"
Caller: "You don't believe in religious freedom for anybody except yourself. Is that correct?"
J.C.: "Listen to me!"
Caller: "I can't help but to listen!"
J.C.: "I'm trying to help you and you're trying to double-talk me by calling me a Muslim! I am not a Muslim!"
Art:  (laughs)
Caller: "I think you're being facetious, alright. But at the same time, if you believe in religious freedom, I mean you
can look at the other half of the world, be they Hindu, or Muslim, or Shinto, or whatever."
J.C.: "What did you just say? You're not allowed to say that on the air!"
Art: "He doesn't believe in religious freedom! That's obvious!"
J.C.: "I DO believe in religious freedom! For the true religion! There's only one!"
Art: "What you mean is freedom to believe as you believe only!"
Caller: "He certainly doesn't believe in extending religious freedom to anybody else!"
Art: "That's right."
J.C.: "This country was founded on the fact that our Founding Fathers were trying to get away from all the
Pagans, and the Muslims, and the
crazies in Europe, and they said, 'Freedom of Religion: Freedom for
Christianity to
reign supreme!'"
Caller: "Well, sir.."
J.C.: "You don't know history very well!"
Caller: "..I think this. I do agree with you which might surprise you, on the premise that based on roles, that God
has given women motherhood and in the scriptures it teaches that the women are to follow the men as the men
follow Christ. The right.."
J.C.: "Listen! He cursed 'em with the Curse of Blood for what they did to Adam!"
Caller: "Well.."
J.C.: "See what she did?! Eve was weak! Eve was weak!"
Art: Do you give up, caller?"
Caller: "Oh, no! Not at all! I think.."
J.C.: "And it was her weakness that got us in trouble! She said, 'Come on over here! Bite the Apple!' And we
did!
Oooo! And I wanna say another thing that the rise in femininity has given! And Jerry Falwell pointed out
that this
Lilith Fair is goin' across the countryside with a bunch of rampaging lesbians!"
Art: (laughs)
Caller: (laughs)
J.C.: "Trying to convert our women to lesbians! They're out of control! Demonic!"
Caller: "You know- If- If you wouldn't talk so fast. You know, my mind doesn't work as fast as you talk!"
J.C.: "That's because you have an inferior brain because you work for striving for Satan's superiority!"
Caller: "All I do is catch a word now and then. Well in any case I'll say that Art's show- And this- You're accusing
Art of saying-"
J.C.: "Art is the Devil's Mouthpiece!  He has been commissioned by Satan to be his spokesman for this New
Age!"
Caller: "-of being an apologist for the old Soviet Union. I think you'll find that Art has been very concerned about
the Right and extension of strategic weapons."
Art: "All right! Hold it right there! Uh- We're not going anywhere else with that one! Um, yeah, the Soviet Union.  
First time caller line, you're on the air with J.C."

Caller 5

Caller: "Hi, Art! Um, this is Paula from Hawaii."
Art: "Hi Paula! Finally the feminine point of view!"
Paula: "Remember, you called me Kelly Bundy once?" (laughs)
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "Oh, my God! You have just mentioned one of the most.evil programs ever!"
Paula: "But I forgive you, don't worry."
Art: "That's one of the funniest.."
J.C.: "I hate that program! And I have worked against that program!"
Art: "That is one of the funniest programs ever!"
J.C.: "That program is evil! That program-"
Paula: "Tell him to shut up for a minute!"
J.C.: "-and.Beavis and Butt-head are the most demeaning programs that was ever on television!"
Art: "J.C.! J.C.! J.C.! Dammit! Let her say something! She's calling all the way from Hawaii! Let her say
something, J.C.!"
Paula: "Yeah, I'll send him my phone bill if he doesn't mind."
Art: "there ya go!"
J.C.: "Whatever!"
Paula: "Um, I was wondering if your guest tomorrow night is gonna discuss, um, the rituals the Illuminati are going
to be performing in the Great Pyramid later this month?"
Art: "Highly doubtful."
Paula: "Hmm.. Okay."
Art: "He's a theoretical physicist. Now do you have any questions for J.C.?
Paula: "Um, just let him know it takes one to know one."
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "Listen! I have a question for YOU, woman!"
Paula: "Okay, I love you, Art! Bye!"
J.C.: "Hey, I have a question! Are you serving your man properly?"
Art: "Oh, Wait a minute! She's gone! Too bad."
J.C.: "'Cause she couldn't take the heat. She couldn't take my righteous morality!"
Art: "Yeah yeah yeah.. Wild Card Line, you're on the air with the righteous, moral J.C.!"

Caller 6

Caller: "I've only got one quick little comment and that's for J.C. Actually its for you."
J.C.: "Have you been drinking?"
Caller: "..Its for your pleasure."
J.C.: "Are you drunk?!"
Art: "He's on a cellular phone, J.C.! Give him a break!"
J.C.: "Oh, go ahead! Go ahead!"
Caller: "You remember Liberal Charlie?"
Art: "Yes."
Caller: "Yeah! Uh, I kinda wonder if maybe J.C. isn't his third cousin or something?"
Art: No, that one even I couldn't swallow."
J.C.: "Charlie Liberal?! That name sounds familiar!"
Art: "He's from years ago. No. They had a similar whine, that's about all."
J.C.: "I remember him! He was the voice of Soviets; spreading propaganda on your show!"
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "You were in collusion with him!"
Art: "I was in collusion-?!  East of the Rockies, you're on the air with J.C."

Caller 7

Caller: "Hi Art!"
Art: "Hey!"
Caller: "J.C., you say you're guiding people, right?"
J.C.: "Yes! Like a beacon of hope!"
Caller: "Are you guiding them to the loony bin?"
J.C.: To the what?"
Caller: To the loony bin! To the nut house!"
J.C.: "What about the nut house!"
Caller: "'Cause that sounds like where you're calling from!"
J.C.: "You're just calling to insult me!"
Art: "Now, you see how people perceive you, J.C.?"
J.C.: "He can't intellectualize his comment and he has to insult me and attack my person!"
Caller: "You told Art, he was in your bushes! That's ridiculous!"
J.C.: "Someone's been stalking me!"
Caller: "Art?"
Art: "Yes."
Caller: "Bless you for letting this man talk! Its been the funniest show I've ever heard!"
Art: (laughs)
Caller: "I swear to God!"
J.C.: "You won't be laughing when you're thrown into the boiling pits of sewage!"
Caller: "That's wonderful, J.C."
Art: "Boiling pits of sewage."
J.C.: "There's a place with your name on it! And you'd better get a lot of sunscreen now, buddy! Because you're
gonna
burn in Hell!"
Caller: (laughs)
Art: (laughs)
Caller: "Have him back for a full night, man!"
Art: "Yeah, one of these nights we'll do that. I don't know if anybody could handle it, J.C. You think you can do a full
night sometime, J.C.?"
(Art begins playing closing Cusco music)
J.C.: "I have the righteous constitution of the Lord! And a full night would be no problem at all! I have such
religious might! And my word is so vital to America, that I would do a full night and I could still go and go! I should
have my own show! I should do my
own show!"
Art: "Well.."
J.C.: "I should do my own show!"  
Art: " Well I don't know if I'd go that far, but having you on for a full night, or at least part of a night; or as much as
anybody could stand. That might be fun!"
J.C.: "I don't have to take this insult!"
(click!)
Art: (laughs) "That's it! He hung up! Oooooooh..Well, tomorrow night, Dr. Michio Kaku
will be here; one of our nation's greatest physicists; theoretical physicists. In the mean
time, after this, what do I say? There is nothing. There are no words. Except: Goodnight!"

(22:53)

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