August 25, 2005 -.Clip Stream - J.C. calls George Noory for the first time. (On August 22, George opened the
show during the theme music responding to J.C.'s accusation four nights earlier: "Memo to the notorious J.C.: I
did not steal $20 from Art's wallet. Just remember that, J.C.")
George: And welcome back to Coast to Coast! I'm George Noory. Lets go back to our phones. Lets go to our
Wild Card Line. You are on the air! Where are you calling from?"
J.C.: "I am not calling from deep below the center of the Earth! And Mr. Noory, it is time to pay the fiddler! You
have been claiming that I've been ducking you and this is, as your greatest fears have confirmed; J.C. Webster,
God's general in the war on media pornography!"
George: "Oh, no! And now I have you, too? Bugging me?"
J.C.: "Now you must face me! And I'm gonna tell you something; I have not been ducking you! Your call-screener
hung up on me not more than three times! That pock-marked, pimple-faced PUNK!"
George: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, you! If you've gotta talk, talk like a human being. Don't shout."
J.C.: "I am a human being! Don't you insultate me! I am more human than you!"
George: "You think so?"
J.C.: "I definitely know so! You, who are perfectly possessed by Art Bell's demontry! Now listen to me!"
George: "Art Bell is not demonic, my friend."
J.C.: "Well! Then you are totally deluded! You are completely convoluted! And you are a criminal! And you-
And you're right, it wasn't $20 it was $50! It was a test to see if you would get it wrong or right, and you got it
wrong, buddy! Now listen! Your pock-marked, pimple-punk, whipper-snapper call screener insultated
me! I want you to put him on the air! I'll take care of him!"
George: "Uh, Well hold up! Ho- ho- Hold- Are you saying I took money from Art Bell?"
J.C.: "You stole money from Art Bell's wallet! Not the first time! When you and him were sittin' around drinkin'
moonshine together at your compound. You stole because you can't help yourself!"
George: "Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- I don't live where Art Bell lives."
J.C.: "Don't you lie! You live, well, you say you're deep below the center of the Earth? How deep below are you?
Now listen to me!.."
George: "Eight feet. Eight feet!"
J.C.: "..You're lying, because you are a compulsive, kleptomaniac, criminal! Mastermind!"
George: "Eight feet! I may be a mastermind, but I'm not a kleptomaniac!"
J.C.: "Yes you are!"
George: "What did you call here for?"
J.C.: "I called here to make sure and tell everyone! Because we've been monitoring your little online chats, and
how you are claiming that I am 'ducking' you! And I am not afraid of you! And I'm not afraid of your foul-mouthed
friend Oscar! I'll come on and debate any day! And I'm here to call you to the carpet as being the second most
dangerous man in America! You! A media pornographer! You, who are insultating me and the New
Revelation! And your pimple-faced punk that just insultated me beyond all measure!"
George: "Are you the same J.C. that deals with this person named Edna Pringle?"
J.C.: "Edna Pringle is a disciple of mine who has been- sh- she is going through a very difficult trial of the spirit
right now.."
George: "Well, I would think- I would think so."
J.C.: "..because she's been inundated with pornography! And you and Art Bell's listeners have been corrupting
her!"
George: "Have you- Have you read some of her e-mails and the language she uses when she sends us e-mails?!"
J.C.: "I dictate her.."
George: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa!"
J.C. "I don't touch the computer. Listen! I don't touch the computer. She does what I tell her to write. Sometimes
she goes off and does things on her own, which is, like a- like a- willful women do- Women who don't really know
their place. Sometimes even those that know and have been shown their place will go and do willful things if you
don't- If you're- This is why I tell men, 'You must take command of the will of your woman! If you don't command
the will of your woman, you're gonna get run down! Just like Adam did!'"
George: "J.C., J.C., you are in- so far off its incredible."
J.C.: "I am not far off! Don't you tell me how far off I am! You! You, who are a criminal kleptomaniac! And- And
you were peeping into Edna's win- bathroom window the other night with Art Bell!"
George (laughs)
J.C.: "..On my compound! And we have pictures of it! Pictures!"
George: "Oh, you do?"
J.C.: "Yes I do!"
George: "I would love to see those!"
J.C.: "Peeping in on an 83 year-old woman! How dare you!"
George (laughs)
J.C.: "How dare you! And you did steal from Art Bell! And you have eyes for Ramona, too! Why don't you tell Art
that?!"
George: "No, no! I've never seen Art Bell when he's had money in his wallet! Ever!"
J.C.: "Yes you did!"
George: "No I didn't! J.C.-"
J.C.: "You're a criminal!"
George (half-laugh): "J.C.-"
J.C.: "Why don't you tell the audience about your criminal past, Mr. Noory?"
George: "An- And what might that be?"
J.C.: "Your criminal underworld dealings in St. Louis. Which is why you were chosen to be the pickpocket,
enforcer-thug! Because when Mike Siegel ran this show in the ground.."
George: "Ah! ah! ah! ah! You know what?"
J.C.: "and Art Bell went to the Devil! And begged him for someone to save it!"
George: "Hey, my pal. It ends."
J.C.: "..Because Art Bell is a blas-"
George: "Hey. Don't ever, ever use the name of anybody in a negative way on this show again! Mike Siegel
happens to be one of the greatest talk show hosts in the country, who is one of the best when it comes to hard
news. This is a different kind of a show. And you, J.C., should be ashamed of yourself, and maybe deeply put
away."
(4:34)
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