August 6, 2006 - Clip Stream - J.C. speaks with Art for the first time in nearly a year.
Art: "Let's go here and say, hello, you're on the air on Coast to Coast A-"
J.C.: "Yes! The love of the Lord is upon you again, Mr. Bell. Hail!.."
Art: "Oh, good Lord!"
J.C.: "It is J.C. Webster the Third, God's ten-star general in the war against media
pornography! And I'm calling tonight to- I don't know why you are not defending the
bravest man in Hollywood tonight, who is taking a stand for Christians everywhere
and is being persecuted because he is a Christian! Mel Gibson! They are- They
framed him! They're persecuting him because he made the most beautiful movie
ever, The Passion of the Christ!"
Art: "Oh, well, The Passion of the Christ was indeed a beautiful movie.."
J.C.: "It was beautiful!"
Art: "They're not- They're not persecuting him because of that.."
J.C.: "Yes they were! It was religious persecution!"
Art: "..They are upset with him over the comments made during his arrest."
J.C.: "Well he has Freedom of Speech! And I don't think he told one lie while
he was being arrested!"
Art: "Well, hey buddy, you've got Freedom of Speech too, and you abuse it all
the time!"
J.C.: "I do not! How dare you insul-.."
Art: "You do so!"
J.C.: "Was I not correct about Global Warming?! How the methane bubbles are
bubbling up from the boiling pits of sewage?! They're bubbling up! And now.."
Art: (laughs) "You never called that Global Warming! You were talking about the pits of sewage in Hell!.."
J.C.: "The burning pits of Hell boiling in the center of the Earth!"
Art: "..You never connected that to Global Warming! Don't be twisting words, J.C. Come on!"
J.C.: "Excuse me?!"
Art: "Don't be twisting words, J.C.! Come on!"
J.C.: "Sir, we know that these methane bubbles are coming from the center of Hell! Directly from Hell, where all
the dirty pornographers are."
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "I wanna talk about Mel Gibson, who has the courage to make Christian movies
about Jesus! He won't make the filth that Hollywood wants! They want these movies
with gay cowboys that give them Academy Awards! And now- I- That movie has
forever- it was a direct attack on the American icon! It was a direct attack on America
itself, because the image of the cowboy is 'America! And Hollywood has taken the side-"
Art: "If there's any attack on Mel Gibson, he brought it on himself, bud."
J.C.: "Excuse me?!"
Art: "He brought it on himself!"
J.C.: "Who? Mel Gibson?"
Art: "Mel! Yes!"
J.C.: "He's a hero! He- He didn't tell a lie, did he?!"
Art: "Well, the heroic thing that he may have done, J.C., is to ma- to have made an
actual apology instead of saying.."
J.C.: "No! He set up by the media that.."
Art: "..'I apologize to those who I may have offended,' he made an actual apology!"
J.C.: "Who do you thinks controlling the media! Now they're making up apologies for him! He's not- He shouldn't
be apologizing! He should be standing up before- before us and proclaiming his righteousness and his
truthfulness! Why is it every-"
Art: "Well in that case you must be upset with him!"
J.C.: "..every color of the rainbow criticizes white?!"
Art: "Then you- uh- uh- J.C.! Slow down! You must be very upset with him. In view of the uh- sincere apology, and
most people do view it that way, that he made. I would think you would be very upset with him!"
J.C.: "I'd be upset with him if he's turning tail and running from the truth of his original words!.."
Art: "Well, how else would you- How else would you inter- How else would you interpret.."
J.C.: "We all know who controls the media in collusion with the Canadians.."
Art: "J.C.!"
J.C.: "..and the homosexuals! Yes, sir?"
Art: "uh- y- Cool your methane for a moment! How- How else would you interpret his sincere apology?"
J.C.: "I would- I would say that- that- that it's a fake! That he's not apologizing!"
Art: "Ah.."
J.C.: "And that that they framed him in the first place! Wasn't the offending officer one of those New World
Bankers that arrested him? And framed him? And they were stalking him! And they were trying to get payback
because he made a Christian movie!.."
Art: "The New World Bankers?!"
J.C.: "That told the world about what they did to Jesus!"
Art: "A New World Banker?!"
J.C.: "Yes!"
Art: "Cops- Most cops don't make a whole lot of money. And I doubt he was a
New World Banker!"
J.C.: "You know who I'm talking about! The Jews! And listen! They- They deny-
When you deny their so-called Holocaust, they get offended, but every day they
deny the holocaust of Jesus and get away with it! How dare them!"
Art: "Well, how- Y- You're not telling me you deny the Holocaust, are you?"
J.C.: "A- Its a dubious question."
Art: "Its a dubious question.."
J.C.: "There's been several 'holocausts'!.."
Art: "Oh, J.C.!"
J.C.: "How do we know? Were you there?! Did you see any of it?!"
Art: "I don't know. You're- You're 'holocaust' out of line, yourself!"
J.C.: "Excuse me?! How dare you!"
Art: "You- I dar- I absolutely dare!"
J.C.: "You insultate me constantly, Mr. Bell, and all I'm trying to do is bring love forth!!"
Art: "You're trying to bring love forth?!"
J.C.: "Yes!"
Art: "Love from J.C..."
J.C.: "Because I'm trying to save America!"
Art: "You are, huh?"
J.C.: "Yes!"
Art: "From?"
J.C.: "From the dirty pornographers! And- and- you're talkin about the- the The food porn is just pourin' outta the
T.V. sets, and you've got George Noory talkin' about his prostate problems! How- How is that helping people
in America?!"
Art: (laughs) "I don't know! I suppose the people with prostate problems are helped!"
J.C.: "Its disgustating and in poor taste! And I am so offended!"
Art: "Its disgustating? You just made a new word, J.C.! Disgustating."
J.C.: "Excuse me?!"
Art: "Disgustating?"
J.C.: "I was trying to make a point how Hollywood is ruining the image of Amer-
I like to dress in a Country and Western style, and I wear a cowboy hat!"
Art: "I bet you do."
J.C.: "And now I can't go to the tack store without worrying about someone lookin'
at me thinking that I might be a homosexual, because they've got those movies
about gay cowboys!"
Art: "Yeah, I saw that move. I wasn't particularly impressed. I think that-"
J.C.: "It was disgusting! How could you watch that?! It was a direct attack by a-
by a Taiwanese Communist with Canadian actors, where they filmed it in Canada;
it makes sense, where the Queers run wild!"
Art: "Oh, J.C.! How can you be so full of hate?"
J.C.: "I am not full of hate! I am full of love!.."
Art: "You are full of hate, J.C. It comes spewing forth from your-.."
J.C.: "..Because I'm watching America be devoured by rampaging lesbians, homosexuals, degenerate.."
Art: "..from your lips like the methane out of the ocean bottom."
J.C.: "Excuse me?!"
Art: "I said it comes.."
J.C.: "I just want love and purity to come back to America! I'm saying- Your listeners were so disgusting they
turned Edna against me! She's on the run with a biker just because she was pornographied by.."
Art: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait wait wait wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Edna has left you for a biker?"
J.C.: "You didn't know? That she fled the compound with $10,000 of the Lord's money!? Yes!"
Art: "Well now wait a minute! The Lord's money?!"
J.C.: "Yes!"
Art: "I- I- It- It sounds a lot like you're claiming.."
J.C.: "Well the Lord and I- We work together!"
Art: "The Lord and you work together..?"
J.C.: "Listen! Listen! People question the New Revelation, let me tell ya, I told God, I.."
Art: "Well what do you think Edna's doing?"
J.C.: "Well I think she's doin' pornographitization for one thing. I don't know! I'm trying to get her back and I
need the help that your.."
Art: "Well how carefully- How carefully, J.C., did you screen Edna before you, well, got together with her, I
assume.."
J.C.: "I wasn't together with her! How dare you!"
Art: "Well, let- let- let's find out. Were you and Edna actually married?"
J.C.: (loud gasp!)
Art: (makes fake 'gasp')
J.C.: "You would dare to incline [sic] such things! If you only knew what you were insinuating 'cause she was a
servant of mine!"
Art: "Were you actually married, J.C., or were you living in a state of sin?"
J.C.: (gasp!) "NO! Not SIN! How dare you! You know that I am so sinless!"
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "You know I am the most pure and righteous man on the entire planet! I'm not in a state of sin! And my
original wife, who left me; who tried to get a divorce! Where- I don't know why!.."
Art: "Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Your.."
J.C.: "..And I blame- Do you know that my own family is burning in Hell!"
Art: "Wait! Wait! Wait! Your original wife, J.C.? Your original wife?"
J.C.: "My- My- My- Listen! Grandma Webster is burning in the boiling pits of sewage because
she used to watch that Liberace!"
Art: (laughs)
J.C.: "And- And so I have a vested stake in keeping homosexuals off of our T.V., and
pornographers off our T.V., and Canadians off our T.V.!"
Art: "You know you talk so much about homosexuality J.C., that frankly I wonder a little bit."
J.C.: (gasp!) "Oh how dare you! You are insinuating all forms of insultations, Mr. Bell! I just- I try to bring the light to
you!"
Art: "No, it just seems to me- I mean your calls are just packed full of this!"
J.C.: "Excuse me?!"
Art: "I said your calls are absolutely just packed full of this! You know, you protesteth a little much, J.C."
J.C.: "Let me- Let me tell you something here, Mr. Bell. I'm trying to save America here! Listen! The boiling pits of
sewage- Pretty soon those volcanoes- the boiling sewage is gonna come up outta the volcanoes! Didn't I predict
floods and fires and- and fantastic famines and everything? I called it, didn't I? I- My predictions always come
true, Mr. Bell! And you know that- that God is talking directly to me, and- and I'm bringing the New Revelation!
And when I told God, I said, 'God, listen. I know you weren't going to write another book,' and this is what people
try to attack me with every time.."
Art: "Hey wait a minute, Edna! I'm getting- uh- uh- I'm getting- I'm getting a vision, that is, J.C., of Edna right now. I
think she's in a little red.."
J.C.: "On a motorcycle!"
Art: "No, a little red sports car, J.C., purchased with 10,000 bucks of the Lord's money, and I see a young man
next to her!"
J.C.: "Oh no! She took off with a dirty biker!"
Art: "All right, J.C.! Thanks for the call! We've got to break! How unfortunate.."
J.C.: "How dare you!"
Art: "..we could have continued with this! See you later, J.C.! Uh, (laughs) from Manilla in the Philippines- I'm- I'm
definitely fully awake now! I'm Art Bell. This is Coast to Coast AM."
(7:55)
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